Robbery Jokes

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When dues wake up after a night with Cardi B
When dues wake up after a night with Cardi B

Memes,  Fresh Prince Meme,  Cardi B Meme,  
    
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Home invader: (kicks in my door)

Me: (drunk and naked running towards him with a battle axe)

Home invader:
Home invader: (kicks in my door)

Me: (drunk and naked running towards him with a battle axe)

Home invader:


Memes,  Shock Jokes,  
    
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Me during a home invasion and the burglar tells me they' haven't registered to vote
Me during a home invasion and the burglar tells me they' haven't registered to vote

Memes,  Vote Memes,  Election Memes,  
    
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Robber: If you wanna live gimmie all your money

Me: Bold you to assume I wanna live and that I have money
Robber: If you wanna live gimmie all your money

Me: Bold you to assume I wanna live and that I have money


Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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pizza sp workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss

what kinda scoob-doo  is this
pizza sp workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss

what kinda scoob-doo is this


Memes,  Scooby Doo Meme,  
    
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victim: please no, i have a family

mugger: lmao w's gonna save you, harry potter?

daniel: (emerging from the shadows) oh you in guessed it buddy
victim: please no, i have a family

mugger: lmao w's gonna save you, harry potter?

daniel: (emerging from the shadows) oh you in guessed it buddy


Memes,  Harry Potter Joke,  
    
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Bank teller: To open an account I'll need a first nam.

Me: Robin

BT: And last?

Me: Dabank

BT: So you're Robin Dabank?

Me:
Bank teller: To open an account I'll need a first nam.

Me: Robin

BT: And last?

Me: Dabank

BT: So you're Robin Dabank?

Me:


Memes,  Bank Teller Jokes,  
    
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How many Lowes could Rob Low rob if Rob Low could Row Lowes?
How many Lowes could Rob Low rob if Rob Low could Row Lowes?

Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  
    
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When you hear someone breaking into the house but you always get in trouble for barking

[Barks internally]
When you hear someone breaking into the house but you always get in trouble for barking

[Barks internally]


Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Christmas tip: Put your trash in your neighbors bin so they get robbed instead of you.
Christmas tip: Put your trash in your neighbors bin so they get robbed instead of you.

Memes,  Funny Bad Advice,  Christmas Gift Meme,  
    
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When you see your neighbors getting robbed but remember they called the cops on your for blasting music
When you see your neighbors getting robbed but remember they called the cops on your for blasting music

Memes,  When You Meme,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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twitter: omg! kim kardashian was robbed in paris!

me:

 get robbed everyday b
twitter: omg! kim kardashian was robbed in paris!

me:

get robbed everyday b


Memes,  Twitter Humor,  Jokes About Kim Kardashian,  
    
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The French Police have indentified a person of interest in the Kardashian jewelry heist
The French Police have indentified a person of interest in the Kardashian jewelry heist

Memes,  Kardashian Memes,  Jewelry Jokes,  
    
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When you're 53 million in debt so you set your wife up to get robbed
When you're 53 million in debt so you set your wife up to get robbed

Memes,  Debt Jokes,  Jokes About Kanye West,  
    
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The Internet Thinks the Kim Kardashian Robbery Was Fake
kim kardashian west was reportedly the victim of an armed robbery overnight in paris but the internet says otherwise...

Social Media,  Celeb News,  No Chill,  
    
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