Rock Climbing Jokes

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Mountain climbers need coffee breaks too.
Mountain climbers need coffee breaks too.

Starbucks Meme,  Starbucks Jokes,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds?!
Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds?!

Images Of Funny Cartoons,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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''Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.''
''Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.''

Funny Cell Phone Quotes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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''Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.''
''Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.''

Funny Cartoons Images,  Funny Cartoon Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Mountain escalator.
Mountain escalator.

Escalator Jokes,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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Rock Climbing for Beginners.
Rock Climbing for Beginners.

Kids Jokes List,  Funny Cartoon Comics,  
    
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''One good thing, descending should take less time and effort than climbing.''
''One good thing, descending should take less time and effort than climbing.''

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Goat Jokes,  
    
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''Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.''
''Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.''

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Skydiving Jokes,  
    
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'I told you: The way down is faster.'
'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Falling Jokes,  Sarcastic Photos,  
    
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''I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.''
''I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.''

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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You shouldn't have any trouble climbing this rock-face There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!
You shouldn't have any trouble climbing this rock-face

There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!

Funny Insult Quotes,  Ugly Insults,  
    
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''We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.''
''We had better turn back. Maev's lipstick seems to have fallen down a crevice.''

Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Funny Stupid Quotes,  
    
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Look, you do it your way and I'll do it my way. Okay?
Look, you do it your way and I'll do it my way. Okay?

Goat Jokes,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!
'Selfie' on top of Everest. . . 3 likes. Breakfast at base camp. . . 359 likes!!

Selfie Meme,  Mountain Climbing Jokes,  
    
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Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.
Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Escalator Jokes,  Mountain Jokes,  
    
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