Rolling Stones Jokes

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says 'Hey you, get off of my cloud!'

while a Scotsman says 'Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!'


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Q: What did the Rolling Stones sing after walking sideways into a spice rack?

A: THYME is on my side.


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Q: What do brown sugar, wild horses and dead flowers all have in common?

A: They're all on sticky fingers.


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I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider.

It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"


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