Romantic One Liners For Her

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Please join me after work today for drinks.

Followed by a high school makeout session!
Please join me after work today for drinks.

Followed by a high school makeout session!


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If we were monkeys, I'd be honored to spend all day picking parasites out of your matted fur. 

Are we getting an appetizer?
If we were monkeys, I'd be honored to spend all day picking parasites out of your matted fur.

Are we getting an appetizer?


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How to treat babe after they have a bad day
How to treat babe after they have a bad day

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half of me is a helpless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an a**le.
half of me is a helpless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an a**le.

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I'll only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy, that a blind guy, saw a legless guy walks on water.
I'll only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy, that a blind guy, saw a legless guy walks on water.

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One of the most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
One of the most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.

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romantic comedies and cuddling? no, thanks. i'd rather watch rror movies and have sex.
romantic comedies and cuddling? no, thanks. i'd rather watch rror movies and have sex.

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i would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my sex life with you.
i would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my sex life with you.

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you turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.
you turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.

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You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

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Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?

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A woman's idea of romance is candles and satin sheets

A man's idea of romance is " Hi Honey, I bought you some edible underware!


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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

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I would love to see you again - can I get your smoke signal?

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The love between two mimes is unspoken love.

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