Romeo And Juliet Jokes

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Romeo and Juliet is a famous play by Shakespeare about a young couple whose families hate each other and decide to commit suicide together. Romeo and Juliet has since been performed many times in various plays and even recreated in film. The romeo and juliet jokes on this page touch on things like the story of romeo and juliet not being an actual love story but a story that is actually two teens that just started dating and shortly after kill themselves because their families didn't approve.

You will also find jokes about modern day couples that are sickenly affectionate that people wish would they would end tragically as well and old stills from pictures of what is supposed to be the original couple with jokes that say modern things like Romeo telling Juliet to pop it and a vine video showing Juliet dancing to the flick of the wrist song.
'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!''
'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!''

Julius Caesar Jokes,  Politics Meme,  Ancient Rome Jokes,  
    
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aye juliet, stoppeth ye bull and poppeth thy for a real
aye juliet, stoppeth ye bull

and poppeth thy for a real

    
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romeo and juliet is my favorite story about w when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.
romeo and juliet is my favorite story about w when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.

Funny Jokes,  Love Humor,  
    
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romeo, romeo. where the u @ romeo
romeo, romeo.

where the u @ romeo

Funny Jokes,  Funny Love Thoughts,  
    
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romeo & mary jane a tragic love story separated by tse w refused to understand
romeo & mary jane

a tragic love story

separated by tse w refused to understand

Memes,  Mary Jane Jokes,  
    
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Dear Taylor Swift Both Romeo and Juliet die in the end
Dear Taylor Swift

Both Romeo and Juliet die in the end

Memes,  Taylor Swift Meme,  
    
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Look at the flick of the wrist.

Romeo and Juliet going in...
Look at the flick of the wrist.

Funny Vines,  Dance Vines,  Funny Song Videos,  
    
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Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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Me and my cousin are watching Romeo and Juliet and I thought he looked like Zac Efron so all I could think of was "Thou hast to get thy head in thy games"
Me and my cousin are watching Romeo and Juliet and I thought he looked like Zac Efron so all I could think of was

"Thou hast to get thy head in thy games"

Funny Pictures,  Zac Efron Jokes,  Funny Movie Pics  
    
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romeo and juliet: the swag editon let's just pe the ending stays the same where you end up killing yourselves.
romeo and juliet: the swag editon

let's just pe the ending stays the same where you end up killing yourselves.

Swag Jokes  
    
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I don't think you really know the story of Romeo and Juliet This is my Romeo This is my Juliet
I don't think you really know the story of Romeo and Juliet

This is my Romeo

This is my Juliet

Relationship Memes,  Jokes About Couples,  Shakespeare Jokes  
    
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Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old that caused 6 deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually read it.
Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old that caused 6 deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually read it.


Fairytale Jokes,  Funny Relationship Ecards,  Shakespeare Jokes  
    
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Romeo & Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.
Romeo & Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.


Fairytale Jokes,  Funny Text Message Joke,  Shakespeare Jokes  
    
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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

Juliet: Really?

Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.

Bike Puns,  Bicycle Jokes,  Shakespeare Jokes  
    
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aye juliet, stoppeth thy bull poppeth thy for a real
aye juliet, stoppeth thy bull

poppeth thy for a real

Rap Music Jokes,  Shakespeare Jokes,  
    
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