Roof Jokes

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"I specialize in roofing"
"I specialize in roofing"

Memes,  Construction Jokes One Liners,  Dog Puns,  
    
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i'm a dog, roof
i'm a dog, roof

Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  
    
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Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now. Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'
Everyone who aspired to write the greatest headline ever can give up now.

Police warned angry goat on roof 'only respects on man'

Funny News Headlines,  Goat Jokes,  
    
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leaky roof? or dead oker in the crawl space?
KAPPITS (2)
George: They leak.
George: George you can't hide dead hooker's in the attic!
leaky roof?

or dead oker in the crawl space?

    
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this mf on my roof i ain't playing with u boy
this mf on my roof i ain't playing with u boy

Pokemon Go Meme,  Super Funny Memes,  
    
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t shingles in your area looking to get nailed t shingles you say?
t shingles in your area looking to get nailed

t shingles you say?

Sean Connery Jokes,  Sean Connery Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Juicy Juicy who? Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Juicy

Juicy who?

Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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leaky roof? or dead oker in crawl space?
leaky roof?

or dead oker in crawl space?

    
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Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

Architecture Puns,  Funny Silly Jokes,  
    
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Santa, after the holidays
Santa, after the holidays

Funny Pictures,  Funny Comics,  
    
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How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.

Construction Jokes One Liners,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners  
    
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your roof is not that high off the ground trust me bro
your roof is not that high off the ground

trust me bro

Vodka Jokes,  Alcohol Jokes,  Bro Jokes,  
    
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A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.

Chimney Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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Roofers are shingle minded.

101 One Liners,  101 Funny Jokes  
    
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How many black people does it take to single a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice um.

Racial Jokes,  Funny Jokes About Black People  
    
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