Roommate Jokes

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when you were screaming "harder daddy" for forty minutes and then you have to walk past his roommates to get some water
when you were screaming "harder daddy" for forty minutes and then you have to walk past his roommates to get some water

Memes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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dear roommate, next time your friends are over, try to make sure there's not a bacterial inosis fact sheet lying on our coffee table.
dear roommate, next time your friends are over, try to make sure there's not a bacterial inosis fact sheet lying on our coffee table.

Bacteria Jokes,  Funny Roommate Notes,  
    
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roommate cooks a nice steak for him

on steak and  day
roommate cooks a nice steak for him

on steak and day


Funny Gay Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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When all you can think about is if ur roommates gonna eat that food you been hiding
When all you can think about is if ur roommates gonna eat that food you been hiding

Memes,  Roommate Memes,  Funny Deep Thoughts,  
    
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New roommate moves in

Didn't leave his room all weekend
New roommate moves in

Didn't leave his room all weekend


Roommate Memes,  Seal Meme,  
    
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My roommates and I play a game where we hide a John Cena action figure around the house. He went missing for a week until today.
My roommates and I play a game where we hide a John Cena action figure around the house. He went missing for a week until today.

John Cena Memes,  John Cena Jokes,  
    
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When I'm making food and my roomate asks "What you making?"
When I'm making food and my roomate asks "What you making?"

Memes,  Lil Wayne Memes,  
    
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When ur roomie eats ur food but tries to hide it
When ur roomie eats ur food but tries to hide it

Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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my roommates never clean up after themselves

i peed a little on their clothes that were laying on the bathroom floor
my roommates never clean up after themselves

i peed a little on their clothes that were laying on the bathroom floor


Memes,  Roommate Memes,  
    
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Whenever me and my roommate are running low on toilet paper, I keep the last roll for myself

His girlfriend lives with us and I know she will always make him buy more
Whenever me and my roommate are running low on toilet paper, I keep the last roll for myself

His girlfriend lives with us and I know she will always make him buy more


Memes,  Confession Bear Meme,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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my roommate was a 

so we fed his dog jalapenos and locked it in his room so its explosive diarrhea ruined a bunch of his stuff.
my roommate was a

so we fed his dog jalapenos and locked it in his room so its explosive diarrhea ruined a bunch of his stuff.


Memes,  Roommate Memes,  
    
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"Oh wow did you clean the floors today? They look great!"

As he walks across the floor in dirty shoes
"Oh wow did you clean the floors today? They look great!"

As he walks across the floor in dirty shoes


Memes,  Scumbag Steve Memes,  
    
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My roommate has difficulties in finding the right hole.
My roommate has difficulties in finding the right hole.

Funny Pictures,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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walk into dorm room witut looking, and yell at roommates, "what ing  left the door open!?!?!?"

roommate's mom says, "me."
walk into dorm room witut looking, and yell at roommates, "what ing left the door open!?!?!?"

roommate's mom says, "me."


Memes,  College Joke,  
    
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roommate got drunk and ticked all over my laundry basket

i went in to his room and bent the bills on all of his caps as well as removed the stickers and tags
roommate got drunk and ticked all over my laundry basket

i went in to his room and bent the bills on all of his caps as well as removed the stickers and tags


Memes,  Roommate Memes,  
    
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