Rubber Jokes

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What do you do when you have no rubber bands? 

Find a plastic orchestra
What do you do when you have no rubber bands?

Find a plastic orchestra


Orchestra Puns,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing


Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Car Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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'We're safe under here - it's a rubber tree.'
'We're safe under here - it's a rubber tree.'

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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"when the rubber breaks...."
"when the rubber breaks...."

Memes,  Oh Hell Naw,  
    
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when you go down on bae but forget he rubbered up.
when you go down on bae but forget he rubbered up.

Memes,  
    
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rubber wine gles for the pool and camping. or just because drunk people drop
rubber wine gles for the pool and camping. or just because drunk people drop

Funny Pictures,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  Wine Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a band that doesn't play?

A rubber band

Or

My Chemical Romance
What do you call a band that doesn't play?

A rubber band

Or

My Chemical Romance


Funny Jokes,  Band Jokes,  
    
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If this is trust, I don't have any
If this is trust, I don't have any

Memes,  Jokes About Trust,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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rubber bullets?

it's a pencil eraser, essentially
rubber bullets?

it's a pencil eraser, essentially


Memes,  Megyn Kelly Meme,  Gun Joke,  
    
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What kind of band plays snappy music? 

A rubber band
What kind of band plays snappy music?

A rubber band


Funny Jokes,  Funny Music,  Band Jokes,  
    
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for sale slightly used rubber fist.
for sale slightly used rubber fist.

Funny Pictures,  Funny For Sale Signs,  Images Of Funny Signs  
    
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When the rubber market bounced, it was latex news.

Latex Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Cheeky One Liners  
    
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!


Shark Puns,  Animal Humor,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


Jumping Jokes,  
    
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