Rude One Liners

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Rude one linersDoes it look like I give a shit
Here you will find the rude one-liners. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

A one liner is a witty remark or a short joke. With the right amount of sarcasm witty remarks turn into plain rude ones. There is a limitless supply of rude one-liners out there.

One-liners like, “I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.” and “,How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.” are examples of extra sarcasm with a witty remark pushes it to rude.

We have the best collection of rude one liners on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
lol

keep your ing  hands to yourself cheryl
lol

keep your ing hands to yourself cheryl


Hide The Pain Harold,  Funny Mean Sayings,  
    
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let me check the field where i grow my s.

oh look, i have none to give.
let me check the field where i grow my s.

oh look, i have none to give.


Memes,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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you ugly  es think yall so fine because your fake  friends be commenting "omg you so bomb" under your ugly  picture
you ugly es think yall so fine because your fake friends be commenting "omg you so bomb" under your ugly picture

Funny Quotes,  2015 Memes,  Best Put Downs,  
    
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sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics..

but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..
sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics..

but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..


Funny Jokes,  Good Rude Jokes,  
    
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if she come over and don't let me , her parents better pay me $20 for babysitting that childish
if she come over and don't let me , her parents better pay me $20 for babysitting that childish

Funny Quotes,  Rude Text Jokes,  
    
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When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them

Memes,  Ron Swanson Meme,  
    
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cold??

cold is for the poor
cold??

cold is for the poor


Memes,  Cold Jokes,  Rich Guy Meme,  
    
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 out of here

with that dumb
out of here

with that dumb


Funny Pictures,  Funny Pictures,  
    
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I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

Relatable Posts,  Really Bad Disses,  Rude Text Jokes,  
    
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Your comment was bad

And you should feel bad
Your comment was bad

And you should feel bad


Memes,  Funny Comment Photos,  Zoidberg Meme,  
    
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What if I told you

No one cares.
What if I told you

No one cares.


Memes,  Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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And...

Nobody cares
And...

Nobody cares


Memes,  Nobody Cares Meme,  
    
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It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Rude Facts,  Rude One Liner Jokes,  
    
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i would call you a  but you don't have the depth or the warmth
i would call you a but you don't have the depth or the warmth

Funny Quotes,  Adult Insults,  Witty Insults  
    
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