Rude Tongue Twisters

 – 7 total
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock,
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.


Crazy Tongue Twisters,  
    
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I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.


Common Tongue Twisters  
    
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I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.


Best Tongue Twisters,  Hardest Tongue Twisters  
    
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Fire truck tires

(repeat 10 times, fast)


Adult Tongue Twisters,  Play On Words Jokes,  Tricky Tongue Twisters  
    
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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.


Adult Tongue Twisters,  Play On Words Jokes,  Tricky Tongue Twisters  
    
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Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Short Tongue Twisters,  Funny Word Jokes  
    
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I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.


Funny Tongue Twisters,  Joke Poems,  Wordplay Jokes,  
    
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