Running Puns

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The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money
The only exercise done this month

Is running out of money


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Flea races

"Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!''
Flea races

"Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!''


Racing Jokes,  Dog Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Runner bean
Runner bean

Bean Puns,  Running Jokes,  
    
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing...

They fast
What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing...

They fast


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Did You Know
  • Human feet have the ability to produce a pint of sweat each day.
  • Physically active people have a 60 percent lower risk for Alzheimer’s disease.
  • There are over 1 billion pairs of running shoes sold each year.
  • 12 of the world’s top-20 distance runners are members of the Kalenjin tribe of northwest Kenya.
  • You can't run through a campground

You can only ran, because it's past tents
    You can't run through a campground

    You can only ran, because it's past tents


    Memes,  Camping Puns,  
        
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    When people ask me what sports I play, I tell them that I run. Then I whisper quietly to myself, "A One Direction Instagram account."
    When people ask me what sports I play, I tell them that I run. Then I whisper quietly to myself, "A One Direction Instagram account."

    Meme,  Funny One Direction Memes,  
        
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    Niall Horan

Niall Howalk
    Niall Horan

    Niall Howalk


    Meme,  One Direction Memes,  
        
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    My nose is running a marathon.
    My nose is running a marathon.

    Funny Ecards,  Marathon Jokes,  Jokes About Noses,  
        
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    Do your legs hurt?

Because you've been running in my mind all day :)
    Do your legs hurt?

    Because you've been running in my mind all day :)


    Meme,  Leg Hurts Jokes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  
        
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    Big boobs...

not always an advantage
    Big boobs...

    not always an advantage


    Demotivational Posters,  Funny Running Posters,  
        
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    The only thing that is running tonight is a bath.
    The only thing that is running tonight is a bath.

    Funny Ecards,  Funny Running Sayings,  Funny Ecard  
        
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    When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.
    When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.

    Funny Ecards,  Jogging Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
        
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    I'd run 26.2 miles to get out of earshot of you talking about running a marathon.
    I'd run 26.2 miles to get out of earshot of you talking about running a marathon.

    Funny Ecards,  Marathon Jokes,  Funny Ecard  
        
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    I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago
    I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago

    Funny Jokes,  Funny Marathon Signs,  Good Jokes One Liners,  
        
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