Sad Jokes

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The fucking Mars Rover died and its last words were "My battery is low and it's getting dark" it died alone, don't ask me if I'm okay, I'm fucking okay

Tell me why I'm emotional over opportunity dying
The fucking Mars Rover died and its last words were "My battery is low and it's getting dark" it died alone, don't ask me if I'm okay, I'm fucking okay

Tell me why I'm emotional over opportunity dying


Memes,  Space Shuttle Jokes,  Robot Jokes,  
    
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If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year
If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every year

Memes,  Being Lonely Jokes,  
    
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Me: Nah I'm not a very sensitive person... I got pretty thick skin

Friend: ur laugh is kinda odd...

Me for the next 13 days:
Me: Nah I'm not a very sensitive person... I got pretty thick skin

Friend: ur laugh is kinda odd...

Me for the next 13 days:


Memes,  Insecure People,  
    
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Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of a the finger..Idk why but it hurt me more.
Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of a the finger..Idk why but it hurt me more.

Memes,  Accident Jokes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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When you're at a party and no one wants to talk about dogs
When you're at a party and no one wants to talk about dogs

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  Party Humor,  
    
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Dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know
Dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know

Memes,  Bug Jokes,  
    
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I used to hate this mf growing up lmao like how are you always sad and depressed but now I understand
I used to hate this mf growing up lmao like how are you always sad and depressed but now I understand

Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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Netlfix: Are you still watching?

Me: No

Netflix: do you want it on in the background anyway to fill deafening silence of your loneliness?

Me: ...yeh
Netlfix: Are you still watching?

Me: No

Netflix: do you want it on in the background anyway to fill deafening silence of your loneliness?

Me: ...yeh


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Lonely Jokes,  
    
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"You can't have depression. I saw you laughing like five minuted ago"
"You can't have depression. I saw you laughing like five minuted ago"

Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  Stupid Sayings,  
    
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I don't want to go...

I'm sorry...
I don't want to go...

I'm sorry...


Memes,  Toys R Us Meme,  
    
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This just made me so sad.
This just made me so sad.

Memes,  Toys R Us Meme,  
    
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R.I.P my childhood
R.I.P my childhood

Memes,  Toys R Us Meme,  
    
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What's worse than a heartbreak?

Having to watch Will Smith choke his dog Sam after being bitten by one of those asshole infected dogs in I Am Legend
What's worse than a heartbreak?

Having to watch Will Smith choke his dog Sam after being bitten by one of those asshole infected dogs in I Am Legend


Memes,  Will Smith Jokes,  Film Jokes,  
    
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When you want to vent to someone but you're the "strong friend".
When you want to vent to someone but you're the "strong friend".

Memes,  Tired Spongebob Meme,  
    
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When the Weeknd said: 

"I said I didn't didn't feel nothing baby, but I lied almost cut a piece of myself for your life

Guess I was just another pitstop till you made up your mind you just wasted my time

Me:

Time for a feel trip
When the Weeknd said:

"I said I didn't didn't feel nothing baby, but I lied almost cut a piece of myself for your life

Guess I was just another pitstop till you made up your mind you just wasted my time

Me:

Time for a feel trip


Memes,  Feels Meme (theme),  The Weeknd Memes,  
    
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