Salad Jokes

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2018 update. Salad has now killed more people than Cannabis Romaine lettuce - 4 Marijuana - Still 0.
2018 update.

Salad has now killed more people than Cannabis

Romaine lettuce - 4

Marijuana - Still 0.

Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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Everytime I decide to start a diet The lettuce is contaminated
Everytime I decide to start a diet

The lettuce is contaminated

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn
might eat a romaine lettuce leaf and end my rn

Memes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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If you really believe the news is fake, prove it Eat the lettuce.
If you really believe the news is fake, prove it

Eat the lettuce.

Memes,  News Jokes,  
    
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When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce
When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce

Memes,  When You Meme,  Eating Memes,  
    
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2016: this ebola thing could kill us all 2017: clowns. the clowns are gonna get us all 2018: watch out for the f*ckin lettuce
2016: this ebola thing could kill us all

2017: clowns. the clowns are gonna get us all

2018: watch out for the f*ckin lettuce

Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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Romaine lettuce isn't being sold because it's causing E. coli and I can't say I'm surprised salad is out to get us. All I'm saying is a bagel would never pull this shit
Romaine lettuce isn't being sold because it's causing E. coli and I can't say I'm surprised salad is out to get us. All I'm saying is a bagel would never pull this shit

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce! Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."
"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."

Memes,  Health Puns,  
    
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girl: omg it's too big! i can't believe u fit all that in one bowl. dad: trust me kids. no one tosses a salad better than your mom. she can fit things in places u wouldn't imagine.
girl: omg it's too big! i can't believe u fit all that in one bowl.

dad: trust me kids. no one tosses a salad better than your mom. she can fit things in places u wouldn't imagine.

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When you tryna be healthy so you eat a salad but it takes like dirt and sadness
When you tryna be healthy so you eat a salad but it takes like dirt and sadness

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When ur co-workers assume that u brought ir lil garden salad again and don't even attempt to ask you out to lunch anymore
When ur co-workers assume that u brought ir lil garden salad again and don't even attempt to ask you out to lunch anymore

Memes,  Pepe The Frog Memes,  Lunch Memes,  
    
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"Eat more salads" Me:
"Eat more salads"

Me:

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.
This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.

Julius Caesar Jokes,  Target Jokes,  Ancient Rome Jokes,  
    
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''It's a Brutus Salad, sir.''
''It's a Brutus Salad, sir.''

Julius Caesar Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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