Salesmen Jokes

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Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales? Me:
Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales?

Me:

Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?" Me:
Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?"

Me:

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"I don't know much about authentic African hunting rifles... Let me call in a buddy of mine who's an expert"
"I don't know much about authentic African hunting rifles... Let me call in a buddy of mine who's an expert"

Memes,  Pawn Stars Meme (theme),  Harambe Meme,  
    
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''Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.''
''Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.''

Funny Sales Quotes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."
"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

Funny Business Slogans,  Funny Business Quotes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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Don't tell me that my price is too high Be honest and just say you can't afford it!
Don't tell me that my price is too high

Be honest and just say you can't afford it!

Memes,  Funny Business Quotes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Mall kiosk sales person Human equivalent of an internet pop-up-ad
Mall kiosk sales person

Human equivalent of an internet pop-up-ad

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Dude, there's a telemarketer At our door
Dude, there's a telemarketer

At our door

Telemarketer Jokes,  Door Jokes,  
    
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Makes $12/hour telemarketing Always wears a suit to work
Makes $12/hour telemarketing

Always wears a suit to work

Telemarketer Jokes,  Business And Work Jokes,  Money Memes,  
    
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people don't always try to sell me things over the pne.... but when they do, i make the wish they didn't with a load of verbal abuse.
people don't always try to sell me things over the pne....

but when they do, i make the wish they didn't with a load of verbal abuse.

Telemarketer Jokes,  Abuse Jokes,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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Am I the only one around here Who thinks that if Lowes paid their workers enough to be salesmen, they would make a lot more money.
Am I the only one around here

Who thinks that if Lowes paid their workers enough to be salesmen, they would make a lot more money.

Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  Am I The Only One Around Here (theme),  
    
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John Rambo Knows how to deal with door to door salesmen.
John Rambo

Knows how to deal with door to door salesmen.

Memes,  Rambo Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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That terrible moment when You make eye contact with the person working at a mall kiosk
That terrible moment when

You make eye contact with the person working at a mall kiosk

Memes,  Funny Relatable Posts,  Mall Jokes,  
    
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TV for sale Got if from a guy who knows a guy
TV for sale

Got if from a guy who knows a guy

Memes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when The customer looks like more of a salesperson than you do
That awkward moment when

The customer looks like more of a salesperson than you do

Memes,  Awkward Moment Meme,  Car Salesman Jokes,  
    
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