Santa Banta Jokes

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Santa be like...

No lift no gift
Santa be like...

No lift no gift


Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. next day he closed his bank account. know why?

because the bank's slogan was: we make your dreams come true...


Funny Jokes,  Desi Jokes,  
    
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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What are you doing?

Santa: Drying sweat


Punjabi Jokes,  Sweat Jokes  
    
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: Im coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.


Punjabi Jokes,  Biggest Fail Ever,  
    
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: Ive seen your password. Its ****.

Santa: You are wrong. Its 1394.


Password Jokes,  Punjabi Jokes,  
    
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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children!


Punjabi Jokes,  Idiot Jokes  
    
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Santa: I made my son fool

Banta: How?

Santa: Last night, he stole all my money and spent it

Banta: But how u fooled him?

Santa: I was awoken but didn't stop him!


Funny Indian Jokes,  Punjabi Jokes  
    
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4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?"
Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all."
"Very good answer," said the President.
Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
"A blink," replied the Texan almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex."
"Good answer," replied the president.
Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
The Bengali thought for a moment, "Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately."
"That's a great answer," replied the president.
Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president.
Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light... "


Gujrathi Jokes,  Marathi Jokes  
    
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Santa... Is there any way for getting a long life?

Get married!!!

Does that help? 

No but the thought of long life will never come
Santa... Is there any way for getting a long life?

Get married!!!

Does that help?

No but the thought of long life will never come


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
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Why our government does not allow...

A man to marry 2 women ?

Becoz... As per law, you can't punish a man...

Twice for the same mistake
Why our government does not allow...

A man to marry 2 women ?

Becoz... As per law, you can't punish a man...

Twice for the same mistake


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  Government Joke,  
    
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Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film? 

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

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This is Javed Akhtar caling...
Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film?

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

%$*

This is Javed Akhtar caling...


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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I will give 10 thousand rupees to anyone...

...Who will worry on my behalf

I will do it.. Where are the 10 thousand

That's your first worry!
I will give 10 thousand rupees to anyone...

...Who will worry on my behalf

I will do it.. Where are the 10 thousand

That's your first worry!


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  Humor And Jokes,  
    
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i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly
i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly


Funny Jokes,  
    
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If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry? 

No, I'll also stay with ur sister
If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry?

No, I'll also stay with ur sister


Funny Jokes,  Old Married Couple Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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Why do these newly wed guys in India call their wives 'Honey" these days?

Actually they are sugar-coating the word.

How?

Wife is 'Bee-Bee' in Hindi. So Indian wives are 2 Bees & they sting twice as hard as one 'Honey Bee'.
Why do these newly wed guys in India call their wives 'Honey" these days?

Actually they are sugar-coating the word.

How?

Wife is 'Bee-Bee' in Hindi. So Indian wives are 2 Bees & they sting twice as hard as one 'Honey Bee'.


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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