Santa Claus Jokes For Kids

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There's chimney soot on Santa's suit.
There's chimney soot on Santa's suit.

Santa Jokes For Kids,  Christmas Tongue Twisters,  
    
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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus who?

No it's me Santa Claus? I can't find your chimney
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus who?

No it's me Santa Claus? I can't find your chimney


Best Santa Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle open the door I think Santa Claus is here?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle open the door I think Santa Claus is here?


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Door Jokes,  
    
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Naughty or nice huh?

Stop judging me!
Naughty or nice huh?

Stop judging me!


Christmas Jokes Humor,  Short Christmas Jokes,  
    
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You mean to tell me

Santa Claus is not real?
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You Mean to Tell me: It's your Birthday??
You Mean to Tell me: It's your Birthday!
You mean to tell me

Santa Claus is not real?


Memes,  Santa Claus Meme,  Skeptical Baby (theme),  
    
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Sorry Kids... there is no Kwanzaa Claus.
Sorry Kids... there is no Kwanzaa Claus.

Funny Ecards,  Sorry Jokes,  Kwanzaa Jokes,  
    
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Cookieholics Anonymous

One of my former employees got me hooked... an elf named Keebler.
Cookieholics Anonymous

One of my former employees got me hooked... an elf named Keebler.


Santa Comic,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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What if Santa Clause is real

But all people are naughty
What if Santa Clause is real

But all people are naughty


Memes,  Funny Christmas Thoughts,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas

You know, the birth of Santa
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas

You know, the birth of Santa


Memes,  Good Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Christmas? 

I hate sandy claws
Christmas?

I hate sandy claws


Memes,  Crab Puns,  
    
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When you stop believing in Santa

... You get underwear!
When you stop believing in Santa

... You get underwear!


Good Christmas Jokes For Kids,  Holiday Jokes For Kids,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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Q. What goes ' ho, ho, bump?'

A. Santa falling down a chimney!

Santa's belly is said to be like a bowl of jelly, but who can eat a jelly the fastest...without using their hands?
Q. What goes ' ho, ho, bump?'

A. Santa falling down a chimney!

Santa's belly is said to be like a bowl of jelly, but who can eat a jelly the fastest...without using their hands?


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  
    
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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? 

Crisp Cringle!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes For Kids,  Chimney Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.
Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.


Meme,  Christmas Ecards,  
    
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"...And a train, and a skate board, and a football, and...."
"...And a train, and a skate board, and a football, and...."

Funny Pictures,  Funny Christmas Comics,  
    
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