Santa Claus Jokes

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Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus Remember there are adults who think coolers are worth $300
Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus

Remember there are adults who think coolers are worth $300

Memes,  Good Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!
Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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i would like... equality for all gun control funds for scols free healthcare affirmative action and...a puppy
i would like...
equality for all
gun control
funds for scols
free healthcare
affirmative action
and...a puppy

Affirmative Action Jokes,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."
"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Dear Santa Quotes,  
    
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thank you, santa claus, you in' licker!!!
thank you, santa claus,

you in' licker!!!

Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.
when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.

Memes,  
    
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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  
    
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Aunt: you still believe in Santa Claus? Me: You still believe your husband coming back? #ChristmasClapBack
Aunt: you still believe in Santa Claus?

Me: You still believe your husband coming back?

#ChristmasClapBack

Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  
    
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go ahead and grab a bag of coal, you was a e all year girl you deserve it
go ahead and grab a bag of coal, you was a e all year girl you deserve it

Memes,  Future Memes,  
    
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Silly santa sleeps silently on the sleigh safely.
Silly santa sleeps silently on the sleigh safely.

Funny Santa Images,  Tongue Twister For Kids,  
    
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this e really asking me to get her for christmas
this e really

asking me to get her for christmas

Christmas Present Meme,  
    
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Claus! Claus who? Claus I can't wait any longer!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Claus!

Claus who?

Claus I can't wait any longer!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Good Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Knock Knock. Who's there? That guy That guy who? That guy at the mall, is not the real Santa is he!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
That guy
That guy who?
That guy at the mall, is not the real Santa is he!

Santa Jokes For Kids,  Mall Jokes,  
    
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When this "Santa Claus" comes I'll be waiting
When this "Santa Claus" comes

I'll be waiting

German Shepherd Jokes,  Funny Christmas,  
    
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When Santa gotta deliver in the hood
When Santa gotta deliver in the hood

Memes,  Santa Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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