Santa Claus Jokes

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my dad told me santa wasn't real when i was 10. well jokes on him because i'm at the mall right now and guess w's ing here
my dad told me santa wasn't real when i was 10. well jokes on him because i'm at the mall right now and guess w's ing here

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in all the movies, santa never goes to the use directly next door. he always gets in his sleigh & s off like 20 miles east.
in all the movies, santa never goes to the use directly next door. he always gets in his sleigh & s off like 20 miles east.

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remember: every time that christmas is mentioned in november, santa is forced to execute another elf,
remember: every time that christmas is mentioned in november, santa is forced to execute another elf,

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where this fat motherer at
where this fat motherer at

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Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.
Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.

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Dear Santa, Wanted to give you a heads up I'm not at the White House anymore. Please don't skip my house. Love,Joe
Dear Santa,

Wanted to give you a heads up I'm not at the White House anymore. Please don't skip my house. Love,Joe

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When you ask Mike Tyson who comes down the Chimney on Christmas
When you ask Mike Tyson who comes down the Chimney on Christmas

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Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus Remember there are adults who think coolers are worth $300
Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus

Remember there are adults who think coolers are worth $300

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Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!
Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!

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i would like... equality for all gun control funds for scols free healthcare affirmative action and...a puppy
i would like...
equality for all
gun control
funds for scols
free healthcare
affirmative action
and...a puppy

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"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."
"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Dear Santa Quotes,  
    
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thank you, santa claus, you in' licker!!!
thank you, santa claus,

you in' licker!!!

Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.
when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.

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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

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Aunt: you still believe in Santa Claus? Me: You still believe your husband coming back? #ChristmasClapBack
Aunt: you still believe in Santa Claus?

Me: You still believe your husband coming back?

#ChristmasClapBack

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