Santa Comic

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"There's no presents, children, because know it all Santa thought the world would end on the 21st. of December."
"There's no presents, children, because know it all Santa thought the world would end on the 21st. of December."

Mayan Jokes,  Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''
''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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"You know too much."
"You know too much."

Mobster Jokes,  Santa Humor,  
    
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'yeah, yeah... sure buddy, and i'm the bloody tooth fairy...!'
'yeah, yeah... sure buddy, and i'm the bloody tooth fairy...!'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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"Stop in Newark" you said, "It will be fine" you said.
"Stop in Newark" you said, "It will be fine" you said.

Funny Holiday Comics,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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Cookieholics Anonymous

One of my former employees got me hooked... an elf named Keebler.
Cookieholics Anonymous

One of my former employees got me hooked... an elf named Keebler.


Cookie Jokes,  Santa Claus Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Uh-oh! Santa Bird is stuck again! 

Dang cookies and milk!!
Uh-oh! Santa Bird is stuck again!

Dang cookies and milk!!


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes For Kids,  Bird Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Wow! Santa must've been starving!
Wow! Santa must've been starving!

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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o, little timmy! you've been a good boy this year!
you've managed to be the most goodly kid in the world!

in fact, you've been on the top of the list for years in a row!

so, little timmy, what do you want for christmas?

high suicide rates

again? ok!
o, little timmy! you've been a good boy this year!
you've managed to be the most goodly kid in the world!

in fact, you've been on the top of the list for years in a row!

so, little timmy, what do you want for christmas?

high suicide rates

again? ok!


Suicide Jokes,  Funny Christmas Comics,  
    
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Whose idea was it to invite Frosty into the hot tub?
Whose idea was it to invite Frosty into the hot tub?

Funny Pictures,  Snowman Jokes,  
    
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It would save me a lot of trouble, if you'd put this on your frig and leave it up all year...
It would save me a lot of trouble, if you'd put this on your frig and leave it up all year...

Funny Pictures,  Funny Halloween Comics,  Funny Easter Comics,  
    
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Your sleigh will be ready in a sec, Santa!

I just need to add some oil!
Your sleigh will be ready in a sec, Santa!

I just need to add some oil!


Funny Jokes,  Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

U.S. Treasury Dept.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

U.S. Treasury Dept.


Funny Jokes,  Government Worker Jokes,  
    
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Ho Ho Ho

And all that crap.
Ho Ho Ho

And all that crap.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Holiday Images,  
    
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Merry Christmas!

I'm Santa and I approve this message.
Merry Christmas!

I'm Santa and I approve this message.


Funny Jokes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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