Santa Humor

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Santa Claus lives in the north pole, rides a sleigh with reindeer, is jolly and is the only person welcomed to break into your home on a holiday year after year. He has this list of who is naughty or nice to decide who is worthy of said gifts yet we don’t even know what he does all year. It’s the murican way.

Here we have added the most popular and viral santa humor from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
If you haven't already threatened to call Santa 5 times this week are you even a parent?
If you haven't already threatened to call Santa 5 times this week are you even a parent?

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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"santa be trappin" w/ travis scott and quavo. produced by chemist http://chemistproductions.com animation and song by filnobep ..

Santa Be Trappin (ft. Travis Scott and Quavo)
"santa be trappin" w/ travis scott and quavo. produced by chemist http://chemistproduction s.com animation and song by filnobep ..

Funny Videos,  Rapper Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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in all the movies, santa never goes to the use directly next door. he always gets in his sleigh & s off like 20 miles east.
in all the movies, santa never goes to the use directly next door. he always gets in his sleigh & s off like 20 miles east.

Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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Ole' St. Neck
Ole' St. Neck

Memes,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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Lets take a moment to thank

The real Santas
Lets take a moment to thank

The real Santas


Memes,  Fed Ex Jokes,  
    
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Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now

Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents?

Obama: I'll tell him

Biden:
Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now

Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents?

Obama: I'll tell him

Biden:


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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...and I want a puppy 
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.
...and I want a puppy
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.


Cuba Jokes,  Christmas Ecards,  
    
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looks like another teddy bear suicide...   , merry christmas!
looks like another teddy bear suicide... , merry christmas!

Funny Suicide Notes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  Santa Jokes,  
    
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Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!
Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship
Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  August Jokes,  
    
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I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.
I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.

Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''
''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Santa Comic,  
    
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"You know too much."
"You know too much."

Mobster Jokes,  Santa Comic,  
    
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, , ... ly ...
, , ... ly ...

Santa Claus Meme,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."
"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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