Santa Humor

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Santa Claus lives in the north pole, rides a sleigh with reindeer, is jolly and is the only person welcomed to break into your home on a holiday year after year. He has this list of who is naughty or nice to decide who is worthy of said gifts yet we don’t even know what he does all year. It’s the murican way.

Here we have added the most popular and viral santa humor from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now

Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents?

Obama: I'll tell him

Biden:
Obama: It's gonna be ok, but we have to move now

Biden: But how will Santa know where to deliver my presents?

Obama: I'll tell him

Biden:


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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...and I want a puppy 
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.
...and I want a puppy
...and I want a jet, fully fueled and ready to take me to Cuba...or the elves will get it.


Cuba Jokes,  Christmas Ecards,  
    
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looks like another teddy bear suicide...   , merry christmas!
looks like another teddy bear suicide... , merry christmas!

Funny Suicide Notes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  Santa Jokes,  
    
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Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!
Slow down, kid. It's just a Purim costume!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship
Merry August

Santa candy padlock peace spaceship


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  August Jokes,  
    
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I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.
I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.

Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''
''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Santa Comic,  
    
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"You know too much."
"You know too much."

Mobster Jokes,  Santa Comic,  
    
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, , ... ly ...
, , ... ly ...

Santa Claus Meme,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."
"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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urology 
doctor n.
urology
doctor n.


Nutcracker Jokes,  
    
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Face swapped my cousin's Santa pics. Was not disappointed.
Face swapped my cousin's Santa pics. Was not disappointed.

Funny Images Of Kids,  Funny Face Swaps,  
    
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If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your kids and tell them it's Santa
If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your kids and tell them it's Santa

Telemarketer Jokes,  Fun Kids Jokes,  
    
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working night shift tonight ing raging
working night shift tonight ing raging

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  
    
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Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

#ChristmasClapBack
Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

#ChristmasClapBack


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  
    
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