Santabanta

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Santabanta is a comic based on two characters in the Sardar jokes named, Santa Singh and Banta Singh. Sardar jokes are stereotypical jokes about people in India and Pakistan. A lot of the jokes have a double meaning and it's usually due to the naiveté of the characters or the people they encounter.

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After eating fish Santa dont drink water because he feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach.

Cute Fish Jokes,  Punjabi Jokes  
    
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Santa... Is there any way for getting a long life?

Get married!!!

Does that help? 

No but the thought of long life will never come
Santa... Is there any way for getting a long life?

Get married!!!

Does that help?

No but the thought of long life will never come


Funny Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
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Why our government does not allow...

A man to marry 2 women ?

Becoz... As per law, you can't punish a man...

Twice for the same mistake
Why our government does not allow...

A man to marry 2 women ?

Becoz... As per law, you can't punish a man...

Twice for the same mistake


Funny Jokes,  Government Joke,  
    
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Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film? 

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

%$*

This is Javed Akhtar caling...
Sir... Is 'Kartik calling Kartik'... A horror film?

Rubbish... It's a sensitive, psycho-thriler

Nobody understands good scripts here...

Tring... Tring

%$*

This is Javed Akhtar caling...


Funny Jokes,  Santa Banta Jokes,  
    
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Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Yes darling, I still do. 

The only difference is earlier it was like 300ml bottle

Now it's like a 1.5 liter bottle.
Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Yes darling, I still do.

The only difference is earlier it was like 300ml bottle

Now it's like a 1.5 liter bottle.


Funny Jokes,  Marriage Funny,  
    
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Do you know

A tiger never eats a woman

Why?

Coz they are always 'man eater' tigers...

Ever heard of a woman eater tiger?
Do you know

A tiger never eats a woman

Why?

Coz they are always 'man eater' tigers...

Ever heard of a woman eater tiger?


Funny Jokes,  Corny Joke,  
    
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I will give 10 thousand rupees to anyone...

...Who will worry on my behalf

I will do it.. Where are the 10 thousand

That's your first worry!
I will give 10 thousand rupees to anyone...

...Who will worry on my behalf

I will do it.. Where are the 10 thousand

That's your first worry!


Funny Jokes,  Humor And Jokes,  
    
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Archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female.

How do they know, it's a woman's jaw? 

It was still moving.
Archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female.

How do they know, it's a woman's jaw?

It was still moving.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes Women,  
    
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Who is a true music lover

A man who hears a woman singing in bathroom

Zara zara touch me

Zara zara touch

I must check out

And puts his ear next to the keyhold
Who is a true music lover

A man who hears a woman singing in bathroom

Zara zara touch me

Zara zara touch

I must check out

And puts his ear next to the keyhold


Funny Jokes,  Restroom Jokes,  
    
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would you like to become...

...mother of my children

why not? 

w many kids you have?"
would you like to become...

...mother of my children

why not?

w many kids you have?"


Funny Jokes,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  
    
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i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly
i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly


Funny Jokes,  
    
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preeto darling, can you tell me one thing? 

yes

is it a sin to sleep with a girl? 

oh no! 

naughty men don't sleep.
preeto darling, can you tell me one thing?

yes

is it a sin to sleep with a girl?

oh no!

naughty men don't sleep.


Funny Jokes,  Naughty Jokes,  
    
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Why are you crying?

The elephant is dead.

Was he your pet?

No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.
Why are you crying?

The elephant is dead.

Was he your pet?

No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.


Funny Jokes,  101 Elephant Jokes,  
    
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I am fed up of my life. 

Now what happened?

Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!
I am fed up of my life.

Now what happened?

Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry? 

No, I'll also stay with ur sister
If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry?

No, I'll also stay with ur sister


Funny Jokes,  Old Married Couple Jokes,  
    
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