Sarcastic Jokes

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"Isn't it too early to be eating?"

Me:

What time do stomachs open? Tell me
"Isn't it too early to be eating?"

Me:

What time do stomachs open? Tell me


Memes,  Eating Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?
Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?

Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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Girl 911: What ur emergency? 

Girl: I am having some trouble in my life

Girl: Have u tried posting a inspirational quotes with the caption "This" & making no changes in your life
Girl 911: What ur emergency?

Girl: I am having some trouble in my life

Girl: Have u tried posting a inspirational quotes with the caption "This" & making no changes in your life


Memes,  911 Memes,  
    
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Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been
Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been


Memes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.
doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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me: help! there's a murderer in my use

911: ok, just be cool

me: (hits vape)

911: not that ing cool
me: help! there's a murderer in my use

911: ok, just be cool

me: (hits vape)

911: not that ing cool


Memes,  Vaping Memes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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Can;t afford to miss out on those deals
Can;t afford to miss out on those deals

Memes,  Sale Meme,  
    
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conquering natives has never been so family friendly. 

happy thanksgiving!
conquering natives has never been so family friendly.

happy thanksgiving!


Thanksgiving One Liners,  Native Jokes One Liners,  Offensive One Liners,  
    
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let's celebrate w a bunch of strange white men and their diseases came and killed the natives.
let's celebrate w a bunch of strange white men and their diseases came and killed the natives.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Funny Racist Ecards,  
    
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Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.
Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.

Sarcastic One Liners,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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I'd risk contracting your neuro-degenerative bacteria by drinking after you any day.
I'd risk contracting your neuro-degenerative bacteria by drinking after you any day.

Bacteria Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Oh, your an ultimate frisbee player

You must have such cool jerseys
Oh, your an ultimate frisbee player

You must have such cool jerseys


Frisbee Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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Look that guy just made $13.00
Look that guy just made $13.00

Gamestop Jokes,  Gamer Jokes,  
    
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