Sarcastic Jokes

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Get you a girl that can do both

What? Change clothes?
Get you a girl that can do both

What? Change clothes?


Memes,  Best Jokes On Women,  
    
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Ex: So you just gonna act like you don't know me anymore

Me: What's your name again?
Ex: So you just gonna act like you don't know me anymore

Me: What's your name again?


Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Squat And Squint Meme,  
    
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Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they stand up as soon as the plane lands
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they stand up as soon as the plane lands

Memes,  Plane Jokes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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When you're working on your race car like a normal person and your buddy won't stop talking about how many baskets Tom Brady got in his last hockey match
When you're working on your race car like a normal person and your buddy won't stop talking about how many baskets Tom Brady got in his last hockey match

Memes,  Tom Brady Jokes,  
    
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To wash those Tide Pods down!
To wash those Tide Pods down!

Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  Bleach Jokes,  
    
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I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames
I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames

Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  Photography Jokes,  
    
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How long is her sentence?

Okay Katy is serving
How long is her sentence?

Okay Katy is serving


Memes,  Katy Perry Jokes,  
    
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"Isn't it too early to be eating?"

Me:

What time do stomachs open? Tell me
"Isn't it too early to be eating?"

Me:

What time do stomachs open? Tell me


Memes,  Eating Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?
Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?

Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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Girl 911: What ur emergency? 

Girl: I am having some trouble in my life

Girl: Have u tried posting a inspirational quotes with the caption "This" & making no changes in your life
Girl 911: What ur emergency?

Girl: I am having some trouble in my life

Girl: Have u tried posting a inspirational quotes with the caption "This" & making no changes in your life


Memes,  911 Memes,  
    
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Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been
Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been


Memes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.
doc: looks like your ears are fine

me: figured. just can't figure out why i hear my name in these es mouths.


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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me: help! there's a murderer in my use

911: ok, just be cool

me: (hits vape)

911: not that ing cool
me: help! there's a murderer in my use

911: ok, just be cool

me: (hits vape)

911: not that ing cool


Memes,  Vaping Memes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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Can;t afford to miss out on those deals
Can;t afford to miss out on those deals

Memes,  Sale Meme,  
    
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conquering natives has never been so family friendly. 

happy thanksgiving!
conquering natives has never been so family friendly.

happy thanksgiving!


Thanksgiving One Liners,  Native Jokes One Liners,  Offensive One Liners,  
    
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