Sarcastic One Liners

Sarcasm is usually harsh or ironic. Alot of people find it offensive because there is no way to be both tactful and sarcastic. Here we have added the funniest smart ass sarcastic one liners that we could find when searching all across the Internet for the best content. We have added an ecard with a picture of Christopher Columbus that says, " Thank God America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles." or the one where the father says to his daughter, Honey, I haven't seen you all day." and she dryly responds, "I look pretty much the same."

Not something I would ever say to my dad, but it's hilarious nonetheless. You will find these and even funnier one liner in this section and since we are constantly adding the latest and greatest you should check back often.