Sarcastic One Liners

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Sarcasm is usually harsh or ironic. Alot of people find it offensive because there is no way to be both tactful and sarcastic. Here we have added the funniest smart ass sarcastic one liners that we could find when searching all across the Internet for the best content. We have added an ecard with a picture of Christopher Columbus that says, " Thank God America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles." or the one where the father says to his daughter, Honey, I haven't seen you all day." and she dryly responds, "I look pretty much the same."

Not something I would ever say to my dad, but it's hilarious nonetheless. You will find these and even funnier one liner in this section and since we are constantly adding the latest and greatest you should check back often.
Can't believe I missed out on this
Can't believe I missed out on this

Memes,  Super Moon,  
    
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this columbus day feel free to celebrate other m-killings of native people groups brought upon by european ethnocentrism.
this columbus day feel free to celebrate other m-killings of native people groups brought upon by european ethnocentrism.

Christopher Columbus Jokes,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i can't think of a better way to celebrate the white man's unceasing betrayal of native americans!
i can't think of a better way to celebrate the white man's unceasing betrayal of native americans!

Native Jokes One Liners,  Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts,  
    
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happy thanksgiving to a fellow descendent of a race of european caucasions that took this country from the native american indian.
happy thanksgiving to a fellow descendent of a race of european caucasions that took this country from the native american indian.

Native Jokes One Liners,  Thanksgiving One Liners,  
    
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I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.
I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!
Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!


Coworker Jokes,  Bacteria Jokes,  
    
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Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.
Thank you for coming to work even though you were just diagnosed with bacterial pnuemonia.

Sarcastic Jokes,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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Please show me all your status updates and photos of the amazing life you have


Dubai Jokes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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"U wore that before" yea because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine
"U wore that before" yea because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  Drake Memes,  
    
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Baby advice

Dying to hear it
Baby advice

Dying to hear it


Funny Baby Advice,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Tell me more

About how fast your stock camaro is
Tell me more

About how fast your stock camaro is


Chevy Camaro Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Hey... Mary Poppins... aspoon full of sugar

I've got a factory of diabetes
Hey... Mary Poppins... aspoon full of sugar

I've got a factory of diabetes


Mary Poppins Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  
    
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So apparently you're fake if you ever change. You gotta stay the same person for life. I guess that explains why a lot of y'all childish
So apparently you're fake if you ever change. You gotta stay the same person for life. I guess that explains why a lot of y'all childish

Memes,  Fake People Jokes,  One Liner On Life,  
    
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''Isn't it great to see all the religions gathered together in peace, love and understanding.''
''Isn't it great to see all the religions gathered together in peace, love and understanding.''

Great Gay Jokes,  Gay Humor,  Anti Gay Jokes,  
    
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''Isn't it great to see all the religions gathered together in peace, love and understanding.''
''Isn't it great to see all the religions gathered together in peace, love and understanding.''

Great Gay Jokes,  Gay Humor,  Anti Gay Jokes,  
    
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