Sarcastic Put Downs

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On this page, we have added the best and most viral sarcastic put downs from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

When you are putting someone down the insults are usually mean, but when said sarcastically they add a bit of humor for most people. The funniest sarcastic put downs we could find are here.

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Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!
Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!

Funny Mean Quotes,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

Mind Reader Jokes,  Witty One Liner,  
    
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you drive a neon?

you must get all the es
you drive a neon?

you must get all the es


Neon Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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Oh so you have an overnight in Dubai?

Please show me all your status updates and photos of the amazing life you have
Oh so you have an overnight in Dubai?

Please show me all your status updates and photos of the amazing life you have


Dubai Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.
I'm trying to feel your pain, but all I'm getting is an overpowering craving for cheese.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  Wine Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.
I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Congratulations to Mississippi on continuing its reign as the country's most backwards and fattest state.
Congratulations to Mississippi on continuing its reign as the country's most backwards and fattest state.

Jokes About Mississippi,  Mississippi Jokes,  
    
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Genius Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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you know you're a gamer when...

you start to play game witut reading the instructions.

so hardcore

watch out guys, we're dealing with a bad over here
you know you're a gamer when...

you start to play game witut reading the instructions.

so hardcore

watch out guys, we're dealing with a bad over here


Gamer Jokes,  Gamer Meme,  Video Games Meme,  
    
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''What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!''
''What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you're trying to save money

I'm sure you never get the guacamole at chipotle
Oh, you're trying to save money

I'm sure you never get the guacamole at chipotle


Chipotle Memes,  Guacamole Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius? 

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.
So you get a speeding ticket driving a prius?

Tell me again how you will brag to your friends.


Willy Wonka Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on your last piece of coursework

That 29% was really good for you
Congratulations on your last piece of coursework

That 29% was really good for you


Homework Jokes,  Professor Meme,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you're engaged? congratulations!

....Want to see a picture of my dog?
Oh, you're engaged? congratulations!

....Want to see a picture of my dog?


Funny Engagement Quotes,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  
    
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Oh you're tech savvy

Then tell me why you're calling
Oh you're tech savvy

Then tell me why you're calling


Funny Tech Support,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Helpdesk Jokes,  
    
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