Sardarji Jokes

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How does Sardar cheat the railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
How does Sardar cheat the railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!


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Sardar ji is buying a TV

"Do you have color TVs?" 

"Sure." 

"Give me a green one, please."
Sardar ji is buying a TV

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."


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Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'


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'..See, I have been trying to solve the mystery. : The bricks are rectangular.......
'..See, I have been trying to solve the mystery. : The bricks are rectangular.......

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...Mother: Sikh
Father: Sikh
Kid: Chinese...

..How come you say 'Chinese' when both parents are Sikh...

.News paper says...

..Every 4th person born on the Earth now is a 'Chinese'
...Mother: Sikh
Father: Sikh
Kid: Chinese...

..How come you say 'Chinese' when both parents are Sikh...

.News paper says...

..Every 4th person born on the Earth now is a 'Chinese'


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Sardar Jee's wife: "You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me."

Sardar: "He must be Jodinger Singh?"

Wife: "Yes, but how do you know?"

Sardar: "Because that 'chawwal' is a scrap dealer".
Sardar Jee's wife: "You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me."

Sardar: "He must be Jodinger Singh?"

Wife: "Yes, but how do you know?"

Sardar: "Because that 'chawwal' is a scrap dealer".


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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.


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How come this book has only characters without stories?

Oh, you are the one who took the telephone directory.
How come this book has only characters without stories?

Oh, you are the one who took the telephone directory.


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Can I have curtains for my computer? I bought Windows for my computer.
Can I have curtains for my computer? I bought Windows for my computer.

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The doctor told an old Sardarji that if he ran 8 KMs a day for 100 days, he would lose 50lbs.

At the end of 100 days, Sardarji call the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

Sardarji: "I'm 800km from home."
The doctor told an old Sardarji that if he ran 8 KMs a day for 100 days, he would lose 50lbs.

At the end of 100 days, Sardarji call the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

Sardarji: "I'm 800km from home."


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Why are you trespassing?

I am not Trespa Singh. I am Jaswanth Singh
Why are you trespassing?

I am not Trespa Singh. I am Jaswanth Singh


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Can u see if the indicators are working or not?

Yes no yes no yes no yes no
Can u see if the indicators are working or not?

Yes no yes no yes no yes no


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On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him:

"Darling! On out engagement will you give me a ring?"

He said: "Sure! What's your phone number?"
On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him:

"Darling! On out engagement will you give me a ring?"

He said: "Sure! What's your phone number?"


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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words. And finds it means "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.

Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words. And finds it means "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"


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i want the window eat......

no, i want the window seat......
i want the window eat......

no, i want the window seat......


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