Scarecrow Jokes

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This job isn't for everyone

But hay....its in my jeans
This job isn't for everyone

But hay....its in my jeans


Jeans Jokes,  Farming Puns,  Humorous Puns,  
    
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Farming Puns,  Funny Humorous Quotes,  
    
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He was simply the best scarecrow ever 

He truly was out standing in his field
He was simply the best scarecrow ever

He truly was out standing in his field


Farming Puns,  Silly Humor,  
    
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the tinman wanted a heart, the scarecrow wanted a brain and the lion wanted courage... i'd ask the wizard of oz for big boobs!
the tinman wanted a heart, the scarecrow wanted a brain and the lion wanted courage... i'd ask the wizard of oz for big boobs!

Wizard Of Oz Jokes,  
    
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see the lion didnt have no courage and the scarecrow didn't have no brain and you cant control your , so that means you aint got no game.
see the lion didnt have no courage and the scarecrow didn't have no brain and you cant control your , so that means you aint got no game.

Short Funny Sayings,  Funny Ecard Jokes,  
    
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Q. Whats the difference between a University of Wyoming sorority sister and a scarecrow? 

A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q. Whats the difference between a University of Wyoming sorority sister and a scarecrow?

A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.


Wyoming Jokes,  Jokes About Wyoming,  Sorority Jokes,  
    
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They see me strollin'

They haytin'
They see me strollin'

They haytin'


Funny Farming Slogans,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between a University of Memphis sorority sister and a scarecrow?
What's the difference between a University of Memphis sorority sister and a scarecrow?

Funny Jokes,  Memphis Jokes,  Bird Jokes,  
    
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What is a scarecrows favorite hair style?

Cornrows
What is a scarecrows favorite hair style?

Cornrows


Memes,  Best Pun Jokes,  
    
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out standing in his field
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out standing in his field


Memes,  Bad Puns,  
    
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field


Memes,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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This job isn't for everyone

But hay, it's in my jeans

Pun Memes

Still really clever.
This job isn't for everyone

But hay, it's in my jeans

Pun Memes

Still really clever.


Demotivational Posters,  Puns List,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  
    
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Zombie Scarecrow Prank Scares The Living Sh*t Out Of People (Video)
video of a scary zombie scarecrow prank to help kick off the halloween season.

Pranks,  Funny Zombie,  Zombie Humor,  
    
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What did the scarecrow...

Say to his wife?

Hay baby!
What did the scarecrow...

Say to his wife?

Hay baby!


Funny Jokes,  Worst Jokes Ever,  
    
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You might be a redneck if...you've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
You might be a redneck if...you've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

Funny Jokes,  You Might Be A Redneck,  Funny House Signs,  
    
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