School And Education Jokes

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Me: How do I do taxes?

School: Here's a recorder

Me: What is a credit score?

School: Just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: How do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: Hot. Cross. Buns.
Me: How do I do taxes?

School: Here's a recorder

Me: What is a credit score?

School: Just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: How do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: Hot. Cross. Buns.


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I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.
I'm angry with the teacher who told us "do well in school or you'll end up a trash man" but never once mentioned that the trash man made more money than them.

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Had that nightmare again where I'm taking the SATs because my mom forgot to pay someone $360,000 to do it for me
Had that nightmare again where I'm taking the SATs because my mom forgot to pay someone $360,000 to do it for me

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Adults really drilled "stop, drop & roll" into our heads but didn't teach us how to balance a check book. I have never ONCE been on fire and I've been I debt for years. riddle me that
Adults really drilled "stop, drop & roll" into our heads but didn't teach us how to balance a check book. I have never ONCE been on fire and I've been I debt for years. riddle me that

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Professor: Most of you won't pass this course

Me: Cool so you're like, real shitty at your job
Professor: Most of you won't pass this course

Me: Cool so you're like, real shitty at your job


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I offer my kids %500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright
I offer my kids %500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright

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"How do you describe college?"

I'm teaching myself a class that I'm paying for
"How do you describe college?"

I'm teaching myself a class that I'm paying for


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No more snow days: School district replaced wintry days off with online classes

We got out of school at the right time ladies and gentlemen.
No more snow days: School district replaced wintry days off with online classes

We got out of school at the right time ladies and gentlemen.


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College is about choosing your L's wisely.

Bruh college is wild...you ever had to skip a class, just to study for another class
College is about choosing your L's wisely.

Bruh college is wild...you ever had to skip a class, just to study for another class


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Having to buy a $130 access code just to do my homework, is the biggest scam I've ever experienced
Having to buy a $130 access code just to do my homework, is the biggest scam I've ever experienced

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"What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?"

Me:
"What's the craziest thing you've ever done for money?"

Me:


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I just watched a girl in class look confused during the lecture then literally open up her laptop and change her major
I just watched a girl in class look confused during the lecture then literally open up her laptop and change her major

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*Studies abroad once*

I've seen literally everything
*Studies abroad once*

I've seen literally everything


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Me: Tuition and books are expensive

FAFSA: Tuition and books are expensive
Me: Tuition and books are expensive

FAFSA: Tuition and books are expensive


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Daughter: I don't need college

Father: You need an education

Mother: We won't want you ending up on Dan Bilzerian's Instagram
Daughter: I don't need college

Father: You need an education

Mother: We won't want you ending up on Dan Bilzerian's Instagram


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