School Bus Driver Jokes

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School bus driver jokesYoure in a rush? I've got 15 more stops on this one lane road
Most of us see school buses as the things that bring traffic to a halt on our way to work. We envision a school bus driver that’s had one too many cocktails, with a scruffy beard and cigarette dangling out of their mouth as they haul off other people’s children to school. Unless you’re a parent, then you may think of supernatural school bus drivers that can fly and land your child safely in front of school with no incident.

Here we have the funniest school bus driver jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
bus drivers

go me mr. pence your drunk.
bus drivers

go me mr. pence your drunk.


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"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the bus driver!"
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Steven: Fool
"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the bus driver!"

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I'm learning to read!

Which is more than I can say about some drivers...
I'm learning to read!

Which is more than I can say about some drivers...


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What your bus driver looks like

What you wish your bus driver looked like
What your bus driver looks like

What you wish your bus driver looked like


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I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??
I drive a school bus with 40-60 screaming kids. Watching them in a mirror while trying to drive a 40ft+ box on wheels. Whats your excuse for being crazy??

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Bus drivers be like

I'll just wait 'til it's quiet
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Me waiting for: My girlfriend to cook
Bus drivers be like

I'll just wait 'til it's quiet


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If you can remain calm while all around you is chaos...

Then you must be a bus driver!
If you can remain calm while all around you is chaos...

Then you must be a bus driver!


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The new school bus driver
The new school bus driver

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Rrrring!

Hello? Sure, I can talk. I'm not doing anything important...

Screech!!!
Rrrring!

Hello? Sure, I can talk. I'm not doing anything important...

Screech!!!


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Oh how I love driving your kids around a school bus while we wait for you to get home.... said no bus driver ever!
Oh how I love driving your kids around a school bus while we wait for you to get home.... said no bus driver ever!

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Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.

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Youre in a rush?

I've got 15 more stops on this one lane road
Youre in a rush?

I've got 15 more stops on this one lane road


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I hear there is a shortage of school bus drivers... I wonder why?
I hear there is a shortage of school bus drivers... I wonder why?

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The best part about being a school bus driver. 

Is having the power to stop traffic
The best part about being a school bus driver.

Is having the power to stop traffic


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