School Teacher Jokes

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wife: your son was expelled today. he tught it'd be funny to put brownies in the teacher's tongue. husband: well, was it? wife: lmao ya they were all high af when i got there
wife: your son was expelled today. he tught it'd be funny to put brownies in the teacher's tongue.

husband: well, was it?

wife: lmao ya they were all high af when i got there

Memes,  High Af,  
    
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heard of the guy w had sex with his teacher? he died yesterday because of too much high fiving!
heard of the guy w had sex with his teacher?

he died yesterday

because of too much

high fiving!

Guy Humor,  
    
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There are two methods for how to do this I'm going to teach you the hard obe first even though the easy method works fibe
There are two methods for how to do this

I'm going to teach you the hard obe first even though the easy method works fibe

Common Core Meme,  Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  
    
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''Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: console, but don't cuddle'.''
''Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: console, but don't cuddle'.''

Playground Jokes,  Teacher Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Half credit? If you built a bridge and it collapsed and killed everyone, do you get half credit?
Half credit?

If you built a bridge and it collapsed and killed everyone, do you get half credit?

Professor Meme,  College Funny Jokes,  Jokes On College Life,  
    
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Does not accept late papers Takes five weeks to grade them
Does not accept late papers

Takes five weeks to grade them

Professor Meme,  College Is A Joke,  Best College Jokes,  
    
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10 pages of correct work, wrong final answer 2/10
10 pages of correct work, wrong final answer

2/10

Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  
    
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''I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude!"
''I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude!"

Principal Jokes,  Best Teacher Jokes,  Teacher Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"So how was your first day of teaching?"
"So how was your first day of teaching?"

Teacher Jokes One Liners,  Principal Jokes,  
    
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''As the principal, you'd be darn sure I'd know if there were any grade inflations going on around here.''
''As the principal, you'd be darn sure I'd know if there were any grade inflations going on around here.''

Teaching Puns,  Principal Jokes,  School Puns,  
    
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"How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip!"
"How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip!"

Principal Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  Death Jokes,  
    
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Three days of suspension! To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.
Three days of suspension!

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

Principal Jokes,  Teacher Humor,  
    
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''The fifth grade substitute won't be here. She called in chicken.''
''The fifth grade substitute won't be here. She called in chicken.''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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This is not a good perspective to argue from.
This is not a good perspective to argue from.

Principal Jokes,  Short Person Joke,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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''As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world'.''
''As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world'.''

Principal Jokes,  Teacher Jokes,  
    
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