Science Chat Up Lines

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You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide

Mixed with Ethyl acetate
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide

Mixed with Ethyl acetate


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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U must be a red blood cell

Bc u take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight 2 my heart <3

To:

From:
U must be a red blood cell

Bc u take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight 2 my heart <3

To:

From:


Chemistry Love Jokes,  Funny Love Sayings,  Science Love Jokes,  
    
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You: Bacteria
Me: Cell membrane

Let's undergo Phagocytosis; I'll eat you up
You: Bacteria
Me: Cell membrane

Let's undergo Phagocytosis; I'll eat you up


Bacteria Jokes,  Big Bang Meme,  
    
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Glad you're not dinosaur DNA. Because if you were, Jurassic Park would try to clone you. 

And I want you all to myself
Glad you're not dinosaur DNA. Because if you were, Jurassic Park would try to clone you.

And I want you all to myself


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Studies show

We should make out
Studies show

We should make out


Make Out Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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babe, you must be a neuron, 

cause you've got some action potential
babe, you must be a neuron,

cause you've got some action potential


Memes,  Biology Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?
billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Aye gurl you must be missing an electron

Because I got my ion u
Aye gurl you must be missing an electron

Because I got my ion u


Funny Jokes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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Are you an exothermic reaction?

Because you're making me hot
Are you an exothermic reaction?

Because you're making me hot


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Are you liquid nitrogen? 

Because you just changed my homeostasis
Are you liquid nitrogen?

Because you just changed my homeostasis


Memes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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So I've heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me.
So I've heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Facts About Water,  Funny Water Facts,  
    
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Girl, you must be made of copper and tellurium

Because you are cute
Girl, you must be made of copper and tellurium

Because you are cute


Flirty Puns,  Flirty Chat Up Lines,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Chat Up Lines For Teenagers,  100 Chat Up Lines  
    
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Even if there was no gravity left on earth I'd still fall for you.


Cute Chat Up Lines,  Romantic Chat Up Lines,  Beautiful Chat Up Lines  
    
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Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.

Pick-up Lines Jokes,  Geeky Chat Up Lines  
    
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