Science Jokes One Liners

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You'd think I'm all about chemistry jokes

Beryllium not
You'd think I'm all about chemistry jokes

Beryllium not


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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when she hits you with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out what the  you did wrong
when she hits you with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out what the you did wrong

Memes,  Texting Memes,  
    
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You're so basic

You denature my enzymes
You're so basic

You denature my enzymes


Basic Memes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!
archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!

Archaeologist Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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"it's not my idea of experimenting in bed, malcolm!"
"it's not my idea of experimenting in bed, malcolm!"

Romance Jokes,  
    
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So were you born like that or did  the radiation get to you?

Because you are simply glowing!!
So were you born like that or did the radiation get to you?

Because you are simply glowing!!


Radiation Jokes,  Nerd Pick Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Support cloning

It could be awesome
Support cloning

It could be awesome


Clone Jokes,  Awesome Meme,  Cartoon Memes,  
    
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''That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.''
''That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.''

Mayan Jokes,  Funny Science Comics,  
    
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''Don't look now, Newton, but that Einstein kid is finding loopholes.''
''Don't look now, Newton, but that Einstein kid is finding loopholes.''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Heaven Jokes,  Newton Jokes,  
    
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''I'm sending in my entry for the Best Relativity Theory Contest.''
''I'm sending in my entry for the Best Relativity Theory Contest.''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Science Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Well, shoot. I thought Einstein had a theory on "relatives." This is just a bunch of physics stuff.
Well, shoot. I thought Einstein had a theory on "relatives." This is just a bunch of physics stuff.

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Relatives Jokes,  Science Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Lightning Strikes a Conductor
Lightning Strikes a Conductor

Lightning Jokes,  Orchestra Puns,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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Hydroxide,  hydroxide,  hydroxide! 

Merry christmas!
Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!

Merry christmas!


Christmas Chemistry Jokes,  Merry Christmas Meme,  Christmas Jokes Kids,  
    
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