Science Puns

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What did the dying chemist say to his assistant? 

Iodine
What did the dying chemist say to his assistant?

Iodine


Iodine Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Chemistry Humor,  
    
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I think of U periodically.
I think of U periodically.

Funny Element Jokes,  Uranium Jokes,  
    
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You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium 

Because you're a total BaBe
You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium

Because you're a total BaBe


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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The name's bond

Double Bond
The name's bond

Double Bond


James Bond Puns,  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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A, u!

There's gold over here!
A, u!

There's gold over here!


Gold Puns,  Element Jokes,  
    
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A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!
A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!


Gold Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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AU

Wanna hear a joke about gold?
AU

Wanna hear a joke about gold?


Gold Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"
How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"


Carbon Jokes,  Hydrogen Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Why don't they galvanize ships?

That would make them zinc!
Why don't they galvanize ships?

That would make them zinc!


Zinc Jokes,  Funny Science Images,  
    
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There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile
There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Engineering Puns,  
    
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I dont' zinc 

This is funny
I dont' zinc

This is funny


Zinc Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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What did the bromine say to the bromide? 

Don't be so negative
What did the bromine say to the bromide?

Don't be so negative


Bromine Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Cool story, 

Bromine.
Cool story,

Bromine.


Bromine Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Cool Story Bro,  
    
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Tell a joke about neon, vanadium, and erbium?

Never
Tell a joke about neon, vanadium, and erbium?

Never


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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