Science Puns

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What did the dying chemist say to his assistant? 

Iodine
What did the dying chemist say to his assistant?

Iodine


Iodine Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Chemistry Humor,  
    
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You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium 

Because you're a total BaBe
You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium

Because you're a total BaBe


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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I think of U periodically.
I think of U periodically.

Funny Element Jokes,  Uranium Jokes,  
    
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The name's bond

Double Bond
The name's bond

Double Bond


James Bond Puns,  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!
A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!


Gold Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Best Science Jokes,  
    
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A, u!

There's gold over here!
A, u!

There's gold over here!


Gold Puns,  Element Jokes,  
    
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Gold Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"
How did Carbon propose to Hydrogen?

With a "Carbonkneel"


Carbon Jokes,  Hydrogen Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Why don't they galvanize ships?

That would make them zinc!
Why don't they galvanize ships?

That would make them zinc!


Zinc Jokes,  Funny Science Images,  
    
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There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile
There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Engineering Puns,  
    
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I dont' zinc 

This is funny
I dont' zinc

This is funny


Zinc Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Cool story, 

Bromine.
Cool story,

Bromine.


Bromine Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Cool Story Bro,  
    
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What did the bromine say to the bromide? 

Don't be so negative
What did the bromine say to the bromide?

Don't be so negative


Bromine Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Argon walks into neon. Neon yells at him to pay attention

Argon doesnt react
Argon walks into neon. Neon yells at him to pay attention

Argon doesnt react


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Argon Jokes,  
    
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