Scientific Jokes Chemistry

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What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!


Hospital Jokes,  Platinum Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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Are there anymore good chemistry jokes?

I don't zinc so
Are there anymore good chemistry jokes?

I don't zinc so


Memes,  Zinc Jokes,  Funny Metal Jokes,  
    
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I zinc 

All the good jokes argon
I zinc

All the good jokes argon


Funny Jokes,  Zinc Jokes,  Argon Jokes,  
    
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Because you know I'm

All about that base
Because you know I'm

All about that base


Pop Music Jokes,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  Music Puns,  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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I'll take these colonoscopy jokes and 

Barium
I'll take these colonoscopy jokes and

Barium


Memes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Colonoscopy Jokes,  
    
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How they really made the periodic table

Seems legit
How they really made the periodic table

Seems legit


Seems Legit Memes,  Periodic Table Jokes,  Funny Scientific Facts  
    
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fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium bismuth, technetium, helium, sulfur

germanium, thulium, oxygen, neon, yttruim

 es, getmoney
fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium bismuth, technetium, helium, sulfur

germanium, thulium, oxygen, neon, yttruim

es, getmoney


Chemistry Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Fluorine Jokes,  
    
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No one uses this meme anymore, 

I guess people think it's boron.
No one uses this meme anymore,

I guess people think it's boron.


Science Meme,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Science Puns,  
    
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Scientist 1: Hey, Check it out! I just made one comedian out of other!

Scientist 2: Oh, would you stop cloning around!


Great Short Jokes,  Scientist Jokes,  Clone Jokes  
    
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"K." 

Well potassium to you, too...
"K."

Well potassium to you, too...


Funny Science Quotes,  Potassium Jokes,  
    
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plutonium?

look, a joke's a joke but i'm just a cat in gles and that  is dangerous
plutonium?

look, a joke's a joke but i'm just a cat in gles and that is dangerous


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Funny Chemistry Sayings,  Dangerous Jokes,  
    
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I heard Magnesium went out with Oxygen, after Oxygen's date with potassium didn't go OK. OMg.

Funny Nerdy Jokes,  Good Chemistry Jokes,  Science Humor,  
    
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KAPPITS (4)
Why do scientists like nitrates so much?
Because they're cheaper than day rates!


Scientist Jokes,  101 Funny Jokes  
    
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"Teach us about absolute zero!"

O K
"Teach us about absolute zero!"

O K


Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  Science Cat Jokes,  Science Memes  
    
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No-one makes chemistry cat jokes anymore

I guess the good ones Argon already
No-one makes chemistry cat jokes anymore

I guess the good ones Argon already


Argon Jokes,  Cat Chemistry Jokes (theme),  Science Puns,  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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