Scientist Jokes

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You thought I was a scientist 

Beryllium just a cat
You thought I was a scientist

Beryllium just a cat


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Discovered anything new tonight, Galileo? 

The queen has a tattoo.
Discovered anything new tonight, Galileo?

The queen has a tattoo.


Galileo Jokes,  Tattoo Humor,  Queen Jokes,  
    
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galileo's middle finger

flipping us all off from beyond the grave since january 8, 1642
galileo's middle finger

flipping us all off from beyond the grave since january 8, 1642


Galileo Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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Galileo Galilei

Thinks Newton should suck it
Galileo Galilei

Thinks Newton should suck it


Galileo Jokes,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  Newton Jokes,  
    
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I throw my telescope in the air sometimes

Singing ayyyyyyyyo I'm Galileo
I throw my telescope in the air sometimes

Singing ayyyyyyyyo I'm Galileo


Galileo Jokes,  Astronomy Jokes,  
    
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when she hits u with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out where the  things went wrong.
when she hits u with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out where the things went wrong.

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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Complains about Novacom's untested technology having risks

Has injured several people in his own inventions
Complains about Novacom's untested technology having risks

Has injured several people in his own inventions


Odyssey Jokes,  Tech Memes,  
    
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Little Scientist

Little Archaeologist
Little Scientist

Little Archaeologist


Science Jokes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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when bill nye comes to your party and drinks all your alcol and s your girl and says it's an experiment.
when bill nye comes to your party and drinks all your alcol and s your girl and says it's an experiment.

Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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6% of scientists are Republican.

Scientists have no explanation for why that number is so high.
6% of scientists are Republican.

Scientists have no explanation for why that number is so high.


Science Jokes,  Liberal Meme,  
    
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Scientist have discovered a caterpillar that looks just like Donald Trump's hair.
Scientist have discovered a caterpillar that looks just like Donald Trump's hair.

Memes,  Caterpillar Jokes,  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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A new study shows that unattractive women make better mates

Nice try ugly scientists!
A new study shows that unattractive women make better mates

Nice try ugly scientists!


Memes,  Ugly People Jokes,  
    
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scientist have discovered that there is intelligent dna in a lot of women

unfortunately, most of them spit it out.
scientist have discovered that there is intelligent dna in a lot of women

unfortunately, most of them spit it out.


Memes,  Sexist Jokes,  
    
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measuring cough syrup when you're sick

day 1

day 2
measuring cough syrup when you're sick

day 1

day 2


Memes,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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N=s/h

Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism:

The selfie per hour.
N=s/h

Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism:

The selfie per hour.


Memes,  Narcissism Jokes,  Selfie Memes,  
    
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