Scientist Jokes

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scientist: bug other scientist: no scientist: beetle other scientist: no scientist: roach other scientist: ok sure
scientist: bug

other scientist: no

scientist: beetle

other scientist: no

scientist: roach

other scientist: ok sure

Memes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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90s scientists: We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars! Scientists today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*
90s scientists: We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!

Scientists today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*

Memes,  Best Science Jokes,  90s Jokes,  
    
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I'm not saying he's right,
I'm not saying he's right,

Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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You don't just accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying
You don't just accidentally grow a dinosaur chicken. Y'all always lying

Memes,  Science Meme,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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I feel like scientists should sometimes just keep things to themselves Astronomers find giant black hole as big as 12 billion suns
I feel like scientists should sometimes just keep things to themselves

Astronomers find giant black hole as big as 12 billion suns

Memes,  Space Jokes,  
    
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You thought I was a scientist Beryllium just a cat
You thought I was a scientist

Beryllium just a cat

Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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Discovered anything new tonight, Galileo? The queen has a tattoo.
Discovered anything new tonight, Galileo?

The queen has a tattoo.

Galileo Jokes,  Tattoo Humor,  Queen Jokes,  
    
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Galileo Galilei Thinks Newton should suck it
Galileo Galilei

Thinks Newton should suck it

Galileo Jokes,  Funny Demotivational Posters,  Newton Jokes,  
    
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I throw my telescope in the air sometimes Singing ayyyyyyyyo I'm Galileo
I throw my telescope in the air sometimes

Singing ayyyyyyyyo I'm Galileo

Galileo Jokes,  Astronomy Jokes,  
    
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galileo's middle finger flipping us all off from beyond the grave since january 8, 1642
galileo's middle finger

flipping us all off from beyond the grave since january 8, 1642

Galileo Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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when she hits u with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out where the things went wrong.
when she hits u with a "k" out of nowhere and you begin the scientific metd to figure out where the things went wrong.

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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Complains about Novacom's untested technology having risks Has injured several people in his own inventions
Complains about Novacom's untested technology having risks

Has injured several people in his own inventions

Odyssey Jokes,  Tech Memes,  
    
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Little Scientist Little Archaeologist
Little Scientist

Little Archaeologist

Science Jokes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  
    
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when bill nye comes to your party and drinks all your alcol and s your girl and says it's an experiment.
when bill nye comes to your party and drinks all your alcol and s your girl and says it's an experiment.

Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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6% of scientists are Republican. Scientists have no explanation for why that number is so high.
6% of scientists are Republican.

Scientists have no explanation for why that number is so high.

Science Jokes,  Liberal Meme,  
    
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