Scott Disick Funny Quotes

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Hey Kim, I gotta ask you some advice. I was walking and all these papparazi were asking what are my fashion picks for fall. I realized that I'm a fashion icon for men. 

We all like fashion. 

If you don't mind, doll, this situation is between two fashion icons.
Hey Kim, I gotta ask you some advice. I was walking and all these papparazi were asking what are my fashion picks for fall. I realized that I'm a fashion icon for men.

We all like fashion.

If you don't mind, doll, this situation is between two fashion icons.


Meme,  Funny Fashion Quotes,  
    
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scott just texted me: "knock knock. w's there? it's my  knocking on your back door."
scott just texted me: "knock knock. w's there? it's my knocking on your back door."

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Scott: I don't talk to people of your nature.
KAPPITS (1)
Em: When someone you hate starts talking to you
Scott: I don't talk to people of your nature.

Meme,  Classic Insults,  
    
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My first impression when I see this guy, Chapman, it's kinda like lookin' in a mirror a little bit.

His hair is slicked back, he's in a beautiful suit, he looks like a gentleman, and all he cares about is motor sports. 

Should I leave Kourtney now or later for this guy?
My first impression when I see this guy, Chapman, it's kinda like lookin' in a mirror a little bit.

His hair is slicked back, he's in a beautiful suit, he looks like a gentleman, and all he cares about is motor sports.

Should I leave Kourtney now or later for this guy?


Meme,  Funny Gay Sayings,  
    
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kris: you're a little red, disick.

it'll turn ccolate before you know it, sweet thing.
kris: you're a little red, disick.

it'll turn ccolate before you know it, sweet thing.


Meme,  Funny Chocolate Sayings,  Sun Tan Jokes,  
    
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i think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when oprah came over.

not the day when penelope was born? you heartless wench.
i think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when oprah came over.

not the day when penelope was born? you heartless wench.


Meme,  Oprah Jokes,  
    
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I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.
I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

Funny Quotes,  Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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Your more natural look is much better for you. 

Thank you, Kanye. That's what he tells me every day. 

He just paid me to say that.
Your more natural look is much better for you.

Thank you, Kanye. That's what he tells me every day.

He just paid me to say that.


Meme,  Funny Kanye West,  
    
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i've got better things to do

like drive my yellow ing lamborghini.
i've got better things to do

like drive my yellow ing lamborghini.


Meme,  Adult Insults,  
    
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Rob: Oh look at the witches!

Scott: Oh look, they look like the Kardashian sisters!
Rob: Oh look at the witches!

Scott: Oh look, they look like the Kardashian sisters!


Meme,  Kim Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve... Like I don't need to be walking around like some peasant
Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve... Like I don't need to be walking around like some peasant

Meme,  Funny Hilarious Sayings,  
    
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you're a real od  these days.
you're a real od these days.

Meme,  Jokes About Kim Kardashian,  
    
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Scott: I'm about to spend $1500 on a crib! I wanna make sure Rob can sleep in it too!
Scott: I'm about to spend $1500 on a crib! I wanna make sure Rob can sleep in it too!

Funny Pictures,  Furniture Jokes,  
    
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I'm a big star and I don't need to be dealing with you peasants.
I'm a big star and I don't need to be dealing with you peasants.

Meme,  Funny Celebrity Quotes,  
    
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I'm not wearing makeup. I'm wearing tinted moisturizer. I mean, yes, they sell it in the same section as makeup, but it's not... just... makeup.
I'm not wearing makeup. I'm wearing tinted moisturizer. I mean, yes, they sell it in the same section as makeup, but it's not... just... makeup.

Meme,  Jokes About Makeup,  
    
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