Screwdriver Jokes

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Screwdriver

Could be more sonic.
Screwdriver

Could be more sonic.


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Phillips head

Flat head screwdriver
Phillips head

Flat head screwdriver


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This is a screwdriver right?
This is a screwdriver right?

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Borrows sonic screwdriver

Gives back a tardis
Borrows sonic screwdriver

Gives back a tardis


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Sonic screwdriver

Can cause an intergalactic space ship to plummet to curtain doom, cannot open a wooden door
Sonic screwdriver

Can cause an intergalactic space ship to plummet to curtain doom, cannot open a wooden door


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You think the Hunger games is better than Doctor Who, right?

When Katniss regenerates and gets a sonic screwdriver... we'll talk
You think the Hunger games is better than Doctor Who, right?

When Katniss regenerates and gets a sonic screwdriver... we'll talk


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The sonic screwdriver

Well all else fails, screw it.
The sonic screwdriver

Well all else fails, screw it.


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i've got the sonic screwdriver...

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i've got the sonic screwdriver...

to your heart


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One does not simply

Ask what a sonic screwdriver does
One does not simply

Ask what a sonic screwdriver does


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Screwdriver?

You mean fingernail
Screwdriver?

You mean fingernail


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I have a sonic screwdriver

Your argument is invalid
I have a sonic screwdriver

Your argument is invalid


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Borrows your screwdriver

Goes on vacation without returning it
Borrows your screwdriver

Goes on vacation without returning it


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Sonic screwdriver

Need another screwdriver to insert batteries
Sonic screwdriver

Need another screwdriver to insert batteries


Memes,  Battery Jokes,  
    
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i'm gonna take my sonic screwdriver

shine it up real nice, turn that sum sideways, and stick it straight up your candy !"
i'm gonna take my sonic screwdriver

shine it up real nice, turn that sum sideways, and stick it straight up your candy !"


Memes,  The Rock Memes,  
    
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masturbates

pretends  is sonic screwdriver
masturbates

pretends is sonic screwdriver


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