Sea Jokes

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you are so ing salty 

you could make the dead sea alive again
you are so ing salty

you could make the dead sea alive again


Salty Jokes,  Gordon Ramsey Meme,  
    
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When you have

Your first kiss
When you have

Your first kiss


Dead Fish Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


Singing Puns,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Sea Puns,  
    
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Q:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A:

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Q:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A:

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.


Animal Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.
What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.


Vampire Puns,  Blood Puns,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Don't tap on the glass!
Don't tap on the glass!

Cute Fish Jokes,  Ocean Jokes For Kids,  
    
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'

Cholesterol Jokes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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Accounting Puns,  Business Puns,  Pirate Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You know what really grinds my gears?

When I sea people writing the wrong homonym
You know what really grinds my gears?

When I sea people writing the wrong homonym


Memes,  Grind My Gears,  Grinds My Gears (theme),  
    
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It's called sand

Because it is between sea and land
It's called sand

Because it is between sea and land


Memes,  Sand Jokes,  
    
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When you run out of ideas to name your Loch...

Loch lochy
When you run out of ideas to name your Loch...

Loch lochy


Funny Pictures,  Geography Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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Why this sea lion look like he about to drop the most relaxing ocean sounds mp3 of 2015?
Why this sea lion look like he about to drop the most relaxing ocean sounds mp3 of 2015?

Memes,  Ocean Jokes,  Stupid Animal Jokes,  
    
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A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  
    
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I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore.
I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore.

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  
    
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Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C level!


Hilarious Kids Jokes,  Silly Kids Jokes,  Report Card Jokes  
    
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