Sea Puns

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Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?

A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


Singing Puns,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.


Dad Jokes,  Best Dad Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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I dont always take my vitamins

But when I do, I grab an extra dose of vitamin sea
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Irene Antonia!!: Tu crees ? ..... Gracias amiga eh!
I dont always take my vitamins

But when I do, I grab an extra dose of vitamin sea


Vitamins Joke,  Johnny Depp Meme,  
    
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When you run out of ideas to name your Loch...

Loch lochy
When you run out of ideas to name your Loch...

Loch lochy


Funny Pictures,  Geography Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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What's a pirates favorite letter Carl?

Argh, dad... stop

You may think that Carl

But a pirate's firs love is always the'C"

The sea Coral! The sea!

I didn't even answer your question...
What's a pirates favorite letter Carl?

Argh, dad... stop

You may think that Carl

But a pirate's firs love is always the'C"

The sea Coral! The sea!

I didn't even answer your question...


Memes,  Best Pirate Joke,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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What do you call a whales dentist? 

An Orca-Dontist!
What do you call a whales dentist?

An Orca-Dontist!


Funny Jokes,  Whale Jokes,  
    
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...Let minnow
If you can think of a better fish pun...

...Let minnow


Funny Jokes,  Fish Puns,  
    
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Pepito, come and show me your results on your end of term examinations. 

It is underwater

What do you mean, underwater? 

Because my grade is below "C" level!
Pepito, come and show me your results on your end of term examinations.

It is underwater

What do you mean, underwater?

Because my grade is below "C" level!


Funny Jokes,  Pepito Jokes,  
    
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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates
What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates


Memes,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?

He was shellfish.


Ocean Jokes For Kids,  Ocean Puns,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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What did the shrimp yell when he got caught in the seaweed?

Kelp! Kelp!


Best Jokes Short Jokes Ever,  Shrimp Jokes,  
    
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What's a pirates favorite letter?

You may think it's arrr, but nay, his first love be the C.
What's a pirates favorite letter?

You may think it's arrr, but nay, his first love be the C.


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Memes For Kids,  Pirate Jokes For Kids,  
    
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A sea captain navigating through a narrow channel was in dire straits.

Sea Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Great One Liner Jokes  
    
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