Seafood Puns

 – 32 total
                  
It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp

Life, Love and Living Large

By Pepe The King Prawn

With an introduction by Kermit The Frog
It's Hard Out Here For A Shrimp

Life, Love and Living Large

By Pepe The King Prawn

With an introduction by Kermit The Frog


Shrimp Jokes,  Book Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree
what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree


Shrimp Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
0%

You can tune a piano,  but you can't tuna fish!

...Amirite?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

...Amirite?


Tuna Fish Jokes,  Piano Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
0%

craw so hard mothaas wanna fry me

that fish cray
craw so hard mothaas wanna fry me

that fish cray


Seafood Jokes,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  
    
0%

You ate all the shrimp? 

That's so shellfish!
You ate all the shrimp?

That's so shellfish!


Shrimp Jokes,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
0%

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his stuff

He was a little shellfish
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his stuff

He was a little shellfish


Shrimp Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
0%

So you're saying. ..

It's shrimp. ... and it's jumbo?
So you're saying. ..

It's shrimp. ... and it's jumbo?


Shrimp Jokes,  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
Raise my taxes

And you shall not seafood again
Raise my taxes

And you shall not seafood again


Memes,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
0%

I'm on a seafood diet

I see food, I eat it!
I'm on a seafood diet

I see food, I eat it!


Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
0%

Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel
Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel


Memes,  Work Puns,  Fancy Crab,  
    
0%

Dad, we shouldn't have eaten that seafood we found. It was probably spoiled.

You are right, I am feeling a bit eel.

Ffs dad...

I am feeling eel Coral.
Dad, we shouldn't have eaten that seafood we found. It was probably spoiled.

You are right, I am feeling a bit eel.

Ffs dad...

I am feeling eel Coral.


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
0%

Hey son, what did the fish say to the clam when the clam didn't give him any food?

Umm...

Quit being so shellfish
Hey son, what did the fish say to the clam when the clam didn't give him any food?

Umm...

Quit being so shellfish


Memes,  Troll Face Text,  
    
0%

"If neither one of you can be open, I doubt any progress at all."
"If neither one of you can be open, I doubt any progress at all."

Funny Jokes,  Counseling Jokes,  
    
0%

you have crabs?

i love seafood!
you have crabs?

i love seafood!


Memes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!