Secret Jokes

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I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from me. I noticed it while on campus and filed a police report and everything. I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say "I hope they find who did it sweetie" ...it be ya own mom
I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from me. I noticed it while on campus and filed a police report and everything. I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say "I hope they find who did it sweetie" ...it be ya own mom

Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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When your daughter can't keep a secret for 2 minutes that you kept for 18 years
When your daughter can't keep a secret for 2 minutes that you kept for 18 years

Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Keeping Christmas presents a secret is actually painful to me
Keeping Christmas presents a secret is actually painful to me

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up

Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal
Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up

Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal


Memes,  Personality Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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*Gets told not to tell secret to anyone*

my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me to my bestir: "So I'm not suppose to tell anyone this but obviously I'm gonna tell you"
*Gets told not to tell secret to anyone*

my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me to my bestir: "So I'm not suppose to tell anyone this but obviously I'm gonna tell you"


Memes,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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Me trying not to tell someone what I've bought them as a present
Me trying not to tell someone what I've bought them as a present

Memes,  Birthday Present Jokes,  
    
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Men have a different level of privacy on social media, they'll post a picture of the sky and be at the baby shower of their first child
Men have a different level of privacy on social media, they'll post a picture of the sky and be at the baby shower of their first child

Memes,  Jokes About Men,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Girl: You never post me on social media

Me: I'm not hing you from the world... I'm hiding the world from you

Thanks Drake
Girl: You never post me on social media

Me: I'm not hing you from the world... I'm hiding the world from you

Thanks Drake


Memes,  Dating Humor,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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Me, looking at my mom when my family ends up asking me about something I only told her !!
Me, looking at my mom when my family ends up asking me about something I only told her !!

Memes,  Daughter Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Tell me a secret

I always ear the other person's fries on the way home and I keep the one's that are full
Tell me a secret

I always ear the other person's fries on the way home and I keep the one's that are full


Memes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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Girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did
Girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did

Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"

"I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS"
"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"

"I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS"


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Isis Jokes,  
    
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Russians can't hack your secrets 

If you tell them your secrets
Russians can't hack your secrets

If you tell them your secrets


Memes,  Best Russian Jokes,  
    
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When you see a couple on you timeline being all lovey dovey, but you know one of them getting cheated on
When you see a couple on you timeline being all lovey dovey, but you know one of them getting cheated on

Memes,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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*Gets good news*

Me: I won't tell anyone yet so I don't jinx it.

Me ten seconds later:
*Gets good news*

Me: I won't tell anyone yet so I don't jinx it.

Me ten seconds later:


Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  Martin Baker Memes,  
    
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