Security Jokes

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How does she find the time for airport security
How does she find the time for airport security

Memes,  Rap Jokes,  
    
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.
Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.


Memes,  Future Jokes,  Robot Meme,  
    
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Sick neighborhood watch  program
Sick neighborhood watch program

Memes,  Funny Dog Images,  Neighbor Jokes,  
    
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"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "
"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "


Memes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "
"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "


Memes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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Mexican home security
Mexican home security

Memes,  Mexican Jokes,  
    
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.


Wyoming State Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''
''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''

X Ray Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.
Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.

Surprise Party Jokes,  Funny Pictures Jokes,  
    
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Vulture working as security guard for morgue
Vulture working as security guard for morgue

Vulture Jokes,  City Morgue Jokes,  
    
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When you're at airport security and you get picked for a random search
When you're at airport security and you get picked for a random search

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Great dane

The world's best guard dog in action
Great dane

The world's best guard dog in action


Great Dane Jokes,  Funny Dog Humor,  Funny Sleeping Images,  
    
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Puerto Rican security cameras
Puerto Rican security cameras

Memes,  Puerto Rican Jokes,  Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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Alarm has been set: Ready ON

German Shepherd Nation
Alarm has been set: Ready ON

German Shepherd Nation


German Shepherd Jokes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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