Security Jokes

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"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "
"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "


Memes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "
"are you carrying any explosives?"

"just this bomb "


Memes,  Bomb Jokes,  
    
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Mexican home security
Mexican home security

Memes,  Mexican Jokes,  
    
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.


Wyoming State Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''
''Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?''

X Ray Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.
Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.

Surprise Party Jokes,  Funny Pictures Jokes,  
    
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Vulture working as security guard for morgue
Vulture working as security guard for morgue

Vulture Jokes,  City Morgue Jokes,  
    
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When you're at airport security and you get picked for a random search
When you're at airport security and you get picked for a random search

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Great dane

The world's best guard dog in action
Great dane

The world's best guard dog in action


Great Dane Jokes,  Funny Dog Humor,  Funny Sleeping Images,  
    
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Puerto Rican security cameras
Puerto Rican security cameras

Memes,  Puerto Rican Jokes,  Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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Alarm has been set: Ready ON

German Shepherd Nation
Alarm has been set: Ready ON

German Shepherd Nation


German Shepherd Jokes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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I don't have to lock my car anymore
I don't have to lock my car anymore

Car Jokes One Liners,  German Shepherd Jokes,  
    
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I hate flying and I hate the tsa

Whenever I fly, I grow out my beard, carry a quran, and eyeball security,  just to see the look on everbody's faces
I hate flying and I hate the tsa

Whenever I fly, I grow out my beard, carry a quran, and eyeball security, just to see the look on everbody's faces


Quran Jokes,  Confession Bear Meme,  
    
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Are you insane!? This bottle might be a deadly bomb capable of killing hundreds of people! So I'll throw it in this wastebasket right next to me...

Airport security has not been thought all the way through
Are you insane!? This bottle might be a deadly bomb capable of killing hundreds of people! So I'll throw it in this wastebasket right next to me...

Airport security has not been thought all the way through


Airport Jokes,  Funny Online Comics,  
    
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