Semen Jokes

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doctor: ted, i have good news and bad news.

ted: what's the good news?

doctor: your semen sample was flawless.

ted: what's the bad news?

doctor: this was a urine test.
doctor: ted, i have good news and bad news.

ted: what's the good news?

doctor: your semen sample was flawless.

ted: what's the bad news?

doctor: this was a urine test.


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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when you nut

but wilson keep sucking
when you nut

but wilson keep sucking


Tom Hanks Jokes,  
    
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grade a semen

(culturally enriched)

imported from somalia
grade a semen

(culturally enriched)

imported from somalia


Sweden Jokes,  Somalia Jokes,  
    
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bro, come on 

me
bro, come on

me


Bro Jokes,  Funny Gay Images,  
    
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semen contains zinc and calcium 

both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
semen contains zinc and calcium

both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.


Zinc Jokes,  Teeth Jokes,  
    
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w a e kisses the kids goodnight
w a e kisses the kids goodnight

Memes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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what do the bermuda triangle and a blonde have in common?


they both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen).
what do the bermuda triangle and a blonde have in common?


they both swallow a lot of sea men (aka semen).


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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what do chicago white sox fans and sperm have in common?
what do chicago white sox fans and sperm have in common?

Chicago White Sox Jokes,  Sperm Jokes,  
    
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when you told him not to nut in you and he did anyway, now you're on the toilet tryna push it all out.
when you told him not to nut in you and he did anyway, now you're on the toilet tryna push it all out.

Memes,  Toilet Jokes,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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when he invites you to his office after-urs and tells you w much he respects you.
when he invites you to his office after-urs and tells you w much he respects you.

Memes,  Disrespectful Jokes,  
    
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every girl has been a toaster strudel at least once
every girl has been a toaster strudel at least once

Memes,  
    
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so, do you like memes?
so, do you like memes?

Memes,  Meme Jokes,  Sperm Jokes,  
    
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beautiful face paint
beautiful face paint

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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when bae wants a kiss but you still got the taste of your side man's nut
when bae wants a kiss but you still got the taste of your side man's nut

Memes,  Bae Meme,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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you call it aids

i call it weaponized semen
you call it aids

i call it weaponized semen


Memes,  Funny Aids Slogans,  Aids Jokes,  
    
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