Sermon Jokes

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when you hit the blunt right before the sermon
when you hit the blunt right before the sermon

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Then Jesus turned to Peter and said

"Look at da flicka da wrist"
Then Jesus turned to Peter and said

"Look at da flicka da wrist"


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When you got a sermon at 12 but gotta defend the WWE Heavyweight Title at 3.
When you got a sermon at 12 but gotta defend the WWE Heavyweight Title at 3.

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turn to your neighbor and say "neighbor? is it because a  handsome and wealthy?"
turn to your neighbor and say "neighbor? is it because a handsome and wealthy?"

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noah built a boat. and noah lived to 950 years old. but they never mention that in a sermon, 'cos we might think it's bull.

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noah built a boat. and noah lived to 950 years old. but they never mention that in a sermon, 'cos we might think it's bull.

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Loves Joel Osteen's Christian preaching.

Doesn't notice that Joel Osteen forgetting Jesus in enture "sermon."
Loves Joel Osteen's Christian preaching.

Doesn't notice that Joel Osteen forgetting Jesus in enture "sermon."


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Just did a sermon bout a week ago!!
Just did a sermon bout a week ago!!

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The title of this week's sermon is "I just spent all week working on a sermon and I got nothing"
The title of this week's sermon is "I just spent all week working on a sermon and I got nothing"

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A woman can say more in a sigh, than a man can say in a sermon.
A woman can say more in a sigh, than a man can say in a sermon.

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Can you make me pancakes with sermon?

Praise Jesus! Glory to God! If you like pancakes can I get an AMEN.

HAHAHAH I meant syrup you big goof

Lol yeah, let's go to iHop.
Can you make me pancakes with sermon?

Praise Jesus! Glory to God! If you like pancakes can I get an AMEN.

HAHAHAH I meant syrup you big goof

Lol yeah, let's go to iHop.


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It had been a while since he had received a post-sermon high five and it still felt good
It had been a while since he had received a post-sermon high five and it still felt good

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"And after my sermon, I'm sure you'll be interested in the picnic that's waiting for us right outside!"
"And after my sermon, I'm sure you'll be interested in the picnic that's waiting for us right outside!"

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2 Hours in church and the pastor just starts the sermon

Bruh
2 Hours in church and the pastor just starts the sermon

Bruh


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She claims it's because of last week's "Cheerful giver" sermon, but I think she just misses high school
She claims it's because of last week's "Cheerful giver" sermon, but I think she just misses high school

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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