Sewing Puns

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Sewing punsI should stop these sewing jokes I'm running out of good material/quickmeme.com
Short people always seem to have a needle and thread on hand because let’s face it their clothes usually need to be altered. Some girlfriends are very fond of sewing because they think sewing their name into your tidy whites are a great way to constantly remind you that you are not single.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral sewing puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Knitting Puns,  Business Jokes,  
    
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Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.
Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.


Definition Jokes,  Puns Of The Day,  
    
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I should stop these sewing jokes

I'm running out of good material
I should stop these sewing jokes

I'm running out of good material


Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Animal Memes,  
    
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Wanted

Criminal with sewing machine at large;

Police say he's following a pattern.
Wanted

Criminal with sewing machine at large;

Police say he's following a pattern.


Funny Wanted Posters,  Funny Sign Images,  
    
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I got a seam ripper. What did you get?

A spool of thread?

Trick-or-treating at the Bobbins'.
I got a seam ripper. What did you get?

A spool of thread?

Trick-or-treating at the Bobbins'.


Funny Halloween Comics,  Trick Or Treat Jokes,  
    
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You drive fast.

So do we.
You drive fast.

So do we.


Driving Puns,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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Please enter your pin
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Very Funny Images,  Funny Clever Sayings,  
    
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As ye sew

So shall ye rip
As ye sew

So shall ye rip


Biblical Jokes,  Funny Tattoo Designs,  
    
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You keep me

In stitches!
You keep me

In stitches!


Cute And Funny,  Great Puns,  
    
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Some cats reap what they sew

But this cat sews what she rips
Some cats reap what they sew

But this cat sews what she rips


Best Cat Jokes,  Funny Animal Memes,  
    
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Seams aren't the only things getting ripped in the sewing room.
Seams aren't the only things getting ripped in the sewing room.

Funny Workout Pictures,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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I don't rip out stitches...

I re-live seams from the past.
I don't rip out stitches...

I re-live seams from the past.


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I play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
I play with scissors for the shear fun of it.

Best Short Joke,  Funny Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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