Sewing Puns

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Short people always seem to have a needle and thread on hand because let’s face it their clothes usually need to be altered. Some girlfriends are very fond of sewing because they think sewing their name into your tidy whites are a great way to constantly remind you that you are not single.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral sewing puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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Knitting Puns,  Business Jokes,  
    
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Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.
Sewcialist (soh-shuh-list) n. -

One who would just rather be sewing... all the time.


Definition Jokes,  Puns Of The Day,  
    
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I should stop these sewing jokes

I'm running out of good material
I should stop these sewing jokes

I'm running out of good material


Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Animal Memes,  
    
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I got a seam ripper. What did you get?

A spool of thread?

Trick-or-treating at the Bobbins'.
I got a seam ripper. What did you get?

A spool of thread?

Trick-or-treating at the Bobbins'.


Funny Halloween Comics,  Trick Or Treat Jokes,  
    
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Wanted

Criminal with sewing machine at large;

Police say he's following a pattern.
Wanted

Criminal with sewing machine at large;

Police say he's following a pattern.


Funny Wanted Posters,  Funny Sign Images,  
    
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Seams aren't the only things getting ripped in the sewing room.
Seams aren't the only things getting ripped in the sewing room.

Funny Workout Pictures,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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You drive fast.

So do we.
You drive fast.

So do we.


Driving Puns,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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Some cats reap what they sew

But this cat sews what she rips
Some cats reap what they sew

But this cat sews what she rips


Best Cat Jokes,  Funny Animal Memes,  
    
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You keep me

In stitches!
You keep me

In stitches!


Cute And Funny,  Great Puns,  
    
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Sew on

And

Sew forth
Sew on

And

Sew forth


Funny Sayings Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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I don't rip out stitches...

I re-live seams from the past.
I don't rip out stitches...

I re-live seams from the past.


Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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I'm working on my PhD

(Projects Half Done)

In sewing
I'm working on my PhD

(Projects Half Done)

In sewing


Doctor Puns,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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Please enter your pin
Please enter your pin

Very Funny Images,  Funny Clever Sayings,  
    
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As ye sew

So shall ye rip
As ye sew

So shall ye rip


Biblical Jokes,  Funny Tattoo Designs,  
    
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