Sex Life Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best funny viral sex life jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Here you will find jokes, memes and puns about the lack of sex. Including jokes that refer to the effect a gentle touch can have on someone in a dry spell to some of the desperate measures people go to when they just can't get sex of any kind.

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when u haven't had the d in a while so you try playing it cool but ur really dying inside
when u haven't had the d in a while so you try playing it cool but ur really dying inside

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doctor: are you sexually active?

old woman: yes

doctor: that's disgusting
doctor: are you sexually active?

old woman: yes

doctor: that's disgusting


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doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a really big truck

doc: sir, i don't care if you have a small  answer the question
doc: any sexual activity?

guy: i drive a really big truck

doc: sir, i don't care if you have a small answer the question


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her: our sex life just isn't what it used to be

therapist: that's terrible!

her: yes our relationship has stuff--

therapist: no lol i was just picturing it
her: our sex life just isn't what it used to be

therapist: that's terrible!

her: yes our relationship has stuff--

therapist: no lol i was just picturing it


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him: jeez jessica w could you talk to our therapist about our sex life?! i give you an inch and you take a mile

her: in that case imma need 2 miles baby carrot
him: jeez jessica w could you talk to our therapist about our sex life?! i give you an inch and you take a mile

her: in that case imma need 2 miles baby carrot


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her- so is there anything else we suld know about u?

him- i vape

her- so u lied when u said u've had a sexual partner in the past year
her- so is there anything else we suld know about u?

him- i vape

her- so u lied when u said u've had a sexual partner in the past year


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dad: take these so you don't catch anything.

son: but i want to catch pokemon!

dad: give them back you dweeb. you won't be needed them.
dad: take these so you don't catch anything.

son: but i want to catch pokemon!

dad: give them back you dweeb. you won't be needed them.


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doc: are you sexually active?

me: i play pokemon go

doc: a simple 'no' would've been fine
doc: are you sexually active?

me: i play pokemon go

doc: a simple 'no' would've been fine


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when someone keeps posting freaky  but you already smashed and their sex game is garbage.
when someone keeps posting freaky but you already smashed and their sex game is garbage.

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when bae does something new during sex
when bae does something new during sex

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doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!
doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!


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doctor: any sexual activity?

old man: haha yupp

doctor: (stetscope to chest) it sounds like ur full of
doctor: any sexual activity?

old man: haha yupp

doctor: (stetscope to chest) it sounds like ur full of


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abstinence is -

wait for it. wait....

keeping wait for it....

yeah! that's what abstinence is...
abstinence is -

wait for it. wait....

keeping wait for it....

yeah! that's what abstinence is...


Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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you before you knew what dis  vs after you know what dis  do
you before you knew what dis vs after you know what dis do

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your grades depend

on her sex life
your grades depend

on her sex life


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