Sex Puns

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A pun is a play on words and here is where we have added the best sex puns that we could find from all over the internet. Some puns are direct and some leave a little more to the imagination. You will find some funny ones like, "Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important and I don't really care if you have one.", "No need for lube I'm always wet" and "do not get sad, laundry. Nobody's doing me either."

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"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling
"You can cause permanent damage to your retinas if you don't wear eye protection viewing a solar eclipse"

Sorry using protection just takes away all the feeling


Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  
    
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her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*
her: cke me daddy

me: *feeds her popeyes wit no drink*


Memes,  Biscuit Puns,  
    
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girl: daddy i can't blow anything properly. the harder i try the more useless i am.

dad: ha ha..ur a spitting image of ur mom. notice w i didn't say swallowing?
girl: daddy i can't blow anything properly. the harder i try the more useless i am.

dad: ha ha..ur a spitting image of ur mom. notice w i didn't say swallowing?


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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kids outside everywhere

playing pokemon

while dad's inside playing

pokemom
kids outside everywhere

playing pokemon

while dad's inside playing

pokemom


Memes,  
    
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when he's about to nut and u got 2.8 seconds to decide whether u gonna be a toaster strudel or a twinkie
when he's about to nut and u got 2.8 seconds to decide whether u gonna be a toaster strudel or a twinkie

Memes,  Cum Jokes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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practice safe rowing, use a coxswain
practice safe rowing, use a coxswain

Rowing Puns,  Boat Puns,  
    
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wet dreams

they just come
wet dreams

they just come


Wet Dream Jokes,  Cum Jokes,  
    
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i popped her cherry

pie into the oven while she decorated the cupcakes
i popped her cherry

pie into the oven while she decorated the cupcakes


Cherry Jokes,  Dessert Jokes,  
    
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popping only one cherry?

i want to pop lots of cherries at the same time!
popping only one cherry?

i want to pop lots of cherries at the same time!


Cherry Jokes,  
    
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sausagefest?

omg i love breakfast
sausagefest?

omg i love breakfast


College Girl Jokes,  
    
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two girls on cup?

sure, i don't mind sharing!
two girls on cup?

sure, i don't mind sharing!


College Girl Jokes,  
    
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Hey, baby, does this turn you on?
Hey, baby, does this turn you on?

Light Puns,  Light Jokes,  
    
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3 guys 1 hammer?

i love bob the builder!
3 guys 1 hammer?

i love bob the builder!


Bob The Builder Jokes,  First Day On The Internet Kid (theme),  Tool Jokes,  
    
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bruce willis dies in a action movie

only when he 

dies hard
bruce willis dies in a action movie

only when he

dies hard


Bruce Willis Meme,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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i have a problem with premature ejaculation

it comes out of nowhere
i have a problem with premature ejaculation

it comes out of nowhere


Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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