Shampoo Jokes

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How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)
How many days in a row can I use dry shampoo? (Asking for a friend)

Memes,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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Instructions: Use dime size amount of conditioner

People w curly hair:
Instructions: Use dime size amount of conditioner

People w curly hair:


Memes,  Curly Hair Jokes,  Big Hair Jokes,  
    
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The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.
The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

Memes,  Funny Product Names,  
    
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Me after a blog of $13 conditioner slides out of my hand and down the drain.....
Me after a blog of $13 conditioner slides out of my hand and down the drain.....

Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  Shower Humor,  
    
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Directions: "Use a dime sized amount of conditioner."

Me:
Directions: "Use a dime sized amount of conditioner."

Me:


Memes,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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My sister thought Nair was shampoo
My sister thought Nair was shampoo

Memes,  Funny Bald Head Jokes,  
    
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When Italian men shower,

Do they use soap or shampoo?
When Italian men shower,

Do they use soap or shampoo?


Bad Hygiene Jokes,  Racist Italian Jokes,  
    
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Greasy hair girl

Why u no buy shampoo
Greasy hair girl

Why u no buy shampoo


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Y U No (theme),  
    
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Running out of shampoo 

Puts greasy hair in hair-tie for two weeks
Running out of shampoo

Puts greasy hair in hair-tie for two weeks


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Gross Humor,  
    
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Greasy hair and no time for shower 

Shampoos hair under kitchen faucet
Greasy hair and no time for shower

Shampoos hair under kitchen faucet


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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At age 5

I poured shampoo into my brother's fish tank, because I thought the fish were dirty and needed a bath
At age 5

I poured shampoo into my brother's fish tank, because I thought the fish were dirty and needed a bath


Confession Kid (theme),  Dead Fish Jokes,  Dirty Fish Jokes,  
    
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How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says lather, rinse, repeat.
How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says lather, rinse, repeat.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Jokes About Blondes,  New Blonde Jokes,  
    
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When the only shampoo you can use is.

Head & shoulders
When the only shampoo you can use is.

Head & shoulders


Memes,  Just Wrong,  
    
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When you get shampoo in ur eye and wonder what the name of ur guide dog will be
When you get shampoo in ur eye and wonder what the name of ur guide dog will be

Funny Quotes,  Funny Simple Jokes,  
    
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When your shampoo says "damage repair' but you're still broken on the inside
When your shampoo says "damage repair' but you're still broken on the inside

Memes,  Sad Frog Memes,  
    
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