Shave Jokes

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''I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!''
''I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!''

Chest Hair Jokes,  Good Hair Jokes,  Funny Hair,  
    
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spring is here!

time to shave ladies!
spring is here!

time to shave ladies!


Funny Spring Sayings,  Shaving Jokes,  
    
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Q:

Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard?

A:

A barber.
Q:

Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard?

A:

A barber.


Barber Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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If you have a beard but can't change a tire

Shave
If you have a beard but can't change a tire

Shave


Memes,  Beard Jokes,  
    
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I should probably shave my legs soon

They're starting to get a little

Harry
I should probably shave my legs soon

They're starting to get a little

Harry


Memes,  Funny Shaving Jokes,  Shaving Meme,  
    
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When you haven't shaved for a while and bae starts throwing subtle hints

Hows life baby gorilla

Babygirl*
When you haven't shaved for a while and bae starts throwing subtle hints

Hows life baby gorilla

Babygirl*


Memes,  Fail Text Messages,  Funniest Autocorrect Fails,  
    
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men never shave
men never shave

Memes,  Mustache Jokes,  
    
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Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway."
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway."

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Old People Funny,  Funny Old Sayings,  
    
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would you eat this??

neither would your wife. shave your balls today!
would you eat this??

neither would your wife. shave your balls today!


Memes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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just shave it

you
just shave it

you


Bald Insults,  Annoyed Picard Meme,  
    
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Black sheep shaved like a prize winning poodle.
Black sheep shaved like a prize winning poodle.

Funny Pictures,  Sheep Jokes,  Poodle Jokes,  
    
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Shaved 5 lbs of hair off a very, very matted poodle
Shaved 5 lbs of hair off a very, very matted poodle

Funny Pictures,  Hair Jokes,  Funny Animal Pictures,  
    
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She complains I look to old with a beard

So I shave and end up like this...smh
She complains I look to old with a beard

So I shave and end up like this...smh


Memes,  Shaving Jokes,  
    
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This is the face my roommate's cat made after being shaved
This is the face my roommate's cat made after being shaved

Funny Pictures,  Cat Joke Pictures,  
    
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