Sheep Jokes One Liners

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Haab!

"That one's dyzlexic."
Haab!

"That one's dyzlexic."


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"He's so clever he's learning a second language!"
"He's so clever he's learning a second language!"

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''there are gonna be some changes around here.''
''there are gonna be some changes around here.''

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I had that crazy dream again where my skin is all rolled up and handed to students in some sort of bizarre ritual at the end of the school year!
I had that crazy dream again where my skin is all rolled up and handed to students in some sort of bizarre ritual at the end of the school year!

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This land is poisoned for protection of sheep
This land is poisoned for protection of sheep

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Why did little Bo-Peep put chocolate sauce on her sheep?

Because she wanted a candy baaaaaahhhhh.


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Wyoming

Where men are men and sheep are nervous
Wyoming

Where men are men and sheep are nervous


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If counting sheep helps you sleep, youre probably going to be fired from being a livestock auditor.

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Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page.

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Shepherds are sheepish people who don't like staff meetings.

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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I asked my local butcher if he had a sheeps ares.

No, he replied.it's just the way I part my hair


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Welsh farmers have discovered two new reasons to farm with sheep.

Meat and wool.


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Why did the sheep bark?

It was a sheepdog!


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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

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