Sheep Jokes

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What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop
What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop


Lamb Jokes,  Karate Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy-baaaaaaa
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy-baaaaaaa


Chocolate Bar Puns,  Farming Puns,  
    
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scottish hump sheep. so, why not a cow?
scottish hump sheep. so, why not a cow?

Offensive Scottish Jokes,  Cow Jokes,  
    
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why do the scottish wear kilts?

because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away
why do the scottish wear kilts?

because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away


Offensive Scottish Jokes,  
    
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Shepherd's pie traditionally uses lamb

Because they were sheep herders
Shepherd's pie traditionally uses lamb

Because they were sheep herders


Shepherd Jokes,  Sudden Realization Ralph (theme),  Funny Food Jokes,  
    
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Haab!

"That one's dyzlexic."
Haab!

"That one's dyzlexic."


Funny Sheep Jokes,  Sheep Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Sheep counting shepherds.
Sheep counting shepherds.

Funny Sheep Jokes,  Shepherd Jokes,  
    
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''there are gonna be some changes around here.''
''there are gonna be some changes around here.''

Shepherd Jokes,  Sheep Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I had that crazy dream again where my skin is all rolled up and handed to students in some sort of bizarre ritual at the end of the school year!
I had that crazy dream again where my skin is all rolled up and handed to students in some sort of bizarre ritual at the end of the school year!

Funny Sheep Jokes,  Sheep Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Black sheep shaved like a prize winning poodle.
Black sheep shaved like a prize winning poodle.

Funny Pictures,  Poodle Jokes,  
    
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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff

Baa-Dumm-Tsss
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff

Baa-Dumm-Tsss


Funny Jokes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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"Finally got my new Sheep Number Bed"
"Finally got my new Sheep Number Bed"

Memes,  Cute Animal Jokes,  
    
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When someone calls you cute
When someone calls you cute

Memes,  Funny Animal Memes,  Cute And Funny,  
    
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I tried to warn you.

You called me a crazy conspiracy theorist.
I tried to warn you.

You called me a crazy conspiracy theorist.


Memes,  Funny Sheep Jokes,  Funny Sheep Pictures,  
    
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