Shit My Dad Says

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Here we have added the most viral, trending and best and funniest shit my dad says jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched everywhere and taken the top ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

In this section, you will see jokes mostly about the unrealistic things an Asian father may say. Asian parents are known to be very intense and expect their children to all be prodigies. You will also find funny yet relatable jokes about things different types of fathers may say.

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You got 99 problems

You solve each one
You got 99 problems

You solve each one


Funny Pictures,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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it's the weekend..

relax.. drink a ... take a  on your back porch..whatever
it's the weekend..

relax.. drink a ... take a on your back porch..whatever


Memes,  Beer Humor,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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it's better to  your pants than to die of constipation.

-my dad on whether or not i suld ask out a girl when i was younger
it's better to your pants than to die of constipation.

-my dad on whether or not i suld ask out a girl when i was younger


Funny Words Of Advice,  Funny Words Of Wisdom,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  
    
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30 minutes between finals? 

More time to study for next year
30 minutes between finals?

More time to study for next year


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  College Finals Jokes,  Study Jokes,  
    
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you drop f-bomb in scol? 

why you no drop... nevermind
you drop f-bomb in scol?

why you no drop... nevermind


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Bomb Jokes,  School Jokes  
    
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You're watching "the bachelor"? 

Why not watch "the doctorate"?
You're watching "the bachelor"?

Why not watch "the doctorate"?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Meme Funny,  Tv Show Jokes,  
    
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harvard and nba star? 

i can now call you my son
harvard and nba star?

i can now call you my son


Son Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Asian Dad Meme  
    
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you play b-ball? 

why no play a-ball?
you play b-ball?

why no play a-ball?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Sports Humor,  Asian Dad Jokes  
    
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To be or not to be? 

Not two B! Two A!
To be or not to be?

Not two B! Two A!


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Meme Funny,  Asian Dad Meme  
    
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Third place 

Second loser
Third place

Second loser


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Contest Jokes  
    
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You're 17 year old?

Why you no doctor?
You're 17 year old?

Why you no doctor?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Doctor Jokes,  Asian Dad Jokes  
    
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You rack disciprine!

I disappoint!
You rack disciprine!

I disappoint!


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Disappointed Quotes,  
    
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B plus on test?

Find somewhere else to live.
B plus on test?

Find somewhere else to live.


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Report Card Jokes,  
    
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Lag switch 

Why not skill
Lag switch

Why not skill


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Dad Jokes,  Asian Dad Meme  
    
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what meme business

is going on here?
what meme business

is going on here?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  Meme Funny,  Asian Dad Jokes  
    
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